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just chillin

[meat popsicle @saabstorey]

@stoicjohn @SweetMattyD @duolingo @HeyScoops They had better release a real update soon, or I might have to resort to learning French!

[Al Franken @alfranken]

Kissinger called SNL once late on a Friday night looking for tix for his son. The Stones were playing that week. I told him that if it hadn’t been for the Xmas bombing, he’d have the tickets.

[meat popsicle @saabstorey]

I am, that’s for sure. But I look forward to some killer Pogues covers coming out soon.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

When you realize that the attractive lawyer who flattered you on TV is horrified bc she passed on a jury trial...

...and the lawyer who made you pay his full fee up front can't stop smiling.

#MondayMood

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is the meme format you use when you definitely have a girlfriend, she just goes to another school

[meat popsicle @saabstorey]

@GrahamHilll @JasonIsbell @Jason_Aldean Doing both, and owning the label, like Isbell does.

[Krister Johnson @KristerJohnson]

Alfredo Rivera is the greatest storyteller of our time.

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

In CONTACT Jodie Foster gets thwarted by an asshole white male scientist her entire career, and loses the chance to meet aliens because, unlike him, she won’t lie and say she believes in God, even though her Christian bf tries to publicly force her to. So that movie knew its shit

[Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule]

Today's round of "How it started..........how it's going" is brought to you by the letter Laura Loomer and the number Covid.

[Matt Donnelly: The Mind Noodler @SweetMattyD]

Yikes. Bad take by me.

[Margo Price @MissMargoPrice]

201 days with no drinks and honestly feel so great I could cry 🥲

[Richard Marx @richardmarx]

He’s telling his supporters to their gullible, brainwashed faces exactly how he grifts them. And they applaud him.

[louyah @louyahofficial]

My friends took me on a drive and wanted to surprise me but wouldn’t tell me what it was 🥺❤️

[meat popsicle @saabstorey]

@neuroeden Since it’s been long term, it might be a good chance to see a running coach or PT or someone who does both. If you ask around your university track team, you could probably find someone to analyze your gait and such, and build you a set of instructions for like $50-100

[meat popsicle @saabstorey]

@neuroeden Weirdly on it. It could be slightly stiff because you spend a lot of time with it being cocked at a funny angle in your desk or car. How’s your other leg? If anything is amiss over there, it can cause you to cause the pain to yourself on the other side.

[meat popsicle @saabstorey]

@neuroeden So I have had knee issues since I was 12, just alll kinds of shit, allll the kinds of pain, etc. There’s a few root causes that the “see a doctor” crowd aren’t going to help with: Is your foot okay? Is your ankle okay? Even if they don’t hurt, you could be favoring or stepping

[🦋 @hersheyKIsses__]

Date idea: Fight another couple.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Once I was in the spa in a hotel in Vegas getting a massage. When I finished I turned over and to my shock Paul Rudd was massaging me. He saw me go in and convinced the masseuse to let him take over, thinking I’d notice immediately. I didn’t, and Paul did the entire rest of it.