Jsaac

clicking and typing on website

of @misterposts infamy
@shieldofspirit

[Jsaac @saacicreading]

Folding, growing my consciousness into the southern heat, it unrolls it in an inward direction beyond my words, but not my awareness. The evening water is wide and full.

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got the cheese on top of the lasagna crunchy but not burnt das magic

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the greeters at the gates of hell are always on their phone watching Mr. Beast videos with a ninety degree tech neck

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my Myers Briggs type is LOLG

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paying a guy in Skyrim money to shoot a dragon's breath shell off the Hollywood sign everytime I post

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@dayixings what the hell is talking?

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got my gay little jaunty cap on about to hit a big fat sexual jig in front of the maidens

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anthropologists are still studying the pregnant man emoji react

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Finally got my nose back from my parents after they took it from me while I was too small to take it back

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@dayixings can't hear you I'm humping the ground too hard

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getting cameras for my cameras in case the cameras go missing

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@shell_palace facts

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my illegal dentist gave me a grill that can reflect the sun into airplanes like a magnifying glass so I can burn a phallus into the bottom of them midflight

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@vilehog 👎

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Capital of Yugoslavia is Yugosuckmeoff

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the ranking arm of the elite, exclusive confection game uses a special Asian sugar that when consumed makes paisley patterns on ties and such actually seem to move around like river water

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stay away from that. that's my weak point you absolute goon hoe

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oiled up in my silk thong and robe shooting Mexican coke bottles off of my wall with a Barrett

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You can't inflame me, I'm high on hopium, God as my plug

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they don't like how content I am with an all food diet