Kafka_is_dead

Software Engineering and Econ Student ||ML Enthusiast || Football⚽️ @manutd | Politics | Movies | Curious about everything

[Richard H. @dustyburners]

There are clubs approaching that spend level within just the last two years, spare me

[brundolf @brundolfsmith]

Remembering: when I started computer science, I thought computers and systems were some platonic ideal that people had discovered

When I took my systems class and learned Unix, I couldn't believe how arbitrary it all was. It was just something people had agreed on that worked

[Rk @RkFutbol]

The fact that Joselu is soo loved and respected in this club and fanbase after playing only 12 months here on LOAN speaks volumes

What a legend man

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Who tf watching Kai Cenat play GTA 6 instead of playing the game themselves 😭😭😭

[𝗇𝗂𝖺𝗆𝗁 @niamhutd]

Never mind, wish they weren’t

[ምንቴ @AbeardedGOAT]

We go again next season

[JJ Bull @jj_bull]

Big tactical analysis of this game is that Hull’s players all look absolutely massive

[miresh @mireshpatel]

Waited 3 months to watch my team get played out the park by “Hull City” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🥳😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Liam Canning @LiamPaulCanning]

Classic pre-season optimism being turned into a disgraceful start to the season. Nothing changes.

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

Amazon are sat in the dressing room with 64 camera angles as we speak

[Tinted Windows @TintdWindws]

That’s who pep is unfortunately, you’ll never experience that again

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Roberto De Zerbi names Micky van de Ven the new Tottenham Hotspur captain🚨

[Yacine Mahdid @yacinelearning]

have been getting parachuted in enterprise grade vibed codebase recently and I can tell you the technical debt is the whole codebase now

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I’ve never seen anything more accurate in my life

[Joel 🇦🇺 @ptr_to_joel]

enterprise mfers with an internal app at 20rps interviewing you:

>"explain kafka"

[jaiya @jaiyagill]

if your girl:
- is expensive
- hard to get
- runs hot
- has every founder obsessed with her
that’s not your girl, that’s a gpu

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 José Mourinho: "The first time I talked with Sami Khedira, I liked what I heard. It was in USA and he told me 'if you want me to come, I'll be there TOMORROW.'

He is GREAT with the players and knows the club very well."

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 José Mourinho: "Vini, Bellingham and Mbappé? The best players ALWAYS want to play with the best.

Ancelotti got the best out of Vini, Tuchel got the best out of Jude and Deschamps got the best out of Mbappé. It's MY JOB to get the best out of all three of them together."

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Paying more for Savinho & less for Omar Marmoush to help City keep more cash because Eintracht Frankfurt have a sell on clause for Marmoush.

Just another one of those hilariously dodgy deals that is so authentically Premier League in 2026.

Nothing to see here though.

[Ramsey 😎✌️ @Ramseyizzy1]

Me watching my girl misuse the last few days of my undivided attention before football returns..