Sadeeq US

[Professional overthinker @fundzyD1]

Snapchat once you make screenshot

[Lawgressive Attorney @80s_Esq]

I used to turn down police briefs, until I got a brief where I was paid 750k as a new wig in 2021. Policemen are easy to relate with. I learned how their psyches work.

An average policeman at the Police Divisional level suffer inferiority complex. So, in relating with them I massage their ego and make them feel important, knowing fully well that they are not.

Your presence as a lawyer already intimidates them. They know you know the law.

[Maruf Muhammed Esq @MarufMuhammed4]

This new wig is quoting sections and cases for the police officers at their station this morning. Oyaaaa!!, D law 👏 👏 👏

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[Waliu Taofik Esq @WaliuTaofik]

Court of appeal has held that if a Muslim man married under the Act and subsequently got married in line with Islamic law, the second marriage will not be void.

See MOHAMMED & Ors V. Mohammed & Anor 2024 LPELR-62831

So, the so called ‘registry’ or ‘court’ marriage does not affect Muslim men.🌝

[lobistars🇳🇬 @john322226]

Mbappe scored 12 goals against Barcelona in 9 games.

To make it worst ,he’s facing their defenders again but with Dembele and Olise😂😂😂

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

once rain dey fall and you dey use MTN, nothing suppose concern you with pictures and videos again for twitter.

just dey read the tweet dey imagine wetin dey the picture.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

The distance between your house and your job affects your quality of life.

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

i knew i wasn’t hallucinating😂

[Aisha Hamman @AyshaHamman]

Borno and Oyo kids are still in captivity.

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

Dear OPay, you’re not a fucking social Media platform, relax with the notifications.

[99 @the99tweet]

person commit offense do handball score goal, pr change am say na “hand of God”. and people dey celebrate am😭

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

You fit ask me "how are you", make i reply you amen.
I no well again

[Muna @Munalozy]

Only you will spray, Riggs, Nivea, Dove, you still add club de nuit and 9pm. If you mistakenly pass where they are roasting corn, you will just hear voooom, you will catch fire.

🤣🤣🤣

[‘deola. @deyola_a]

Another funny set of people in this country are those who salute their parents when they return from NYSC camp. 🤣🤣🤣

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Nnukwu Nmanwu @ThatPHCBoy]

lol they queue in a very orderly manner for visa interviews though. its a lack of consequences

[Tans @tanmay1705]

No one believes you can pull a girl more than your girlfriend

[TimithegoatTTG🎯 @sethgun1800]

First time I’m seeing a one storey generator house in my life

[TESLIM•X• @Teslimog01]

I sometimes wonder if they found that lost boy in efootball commentary announcement…I hope they did.