Samantha Kirschner

GC'17

[Samantha Kirschner @saamanthakirsch]

Delivery driver has changed 3 times and it’s almost 30 mins past my estimated time??? @ChipotleTweets

[Samantha Kirschner @saamanthakirsch]

forreal have a huge girl crush on Olivia Benson

[Samantha Kirschner @saamanthakirsch]

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[Samantha Kirschner @saamanthakirsch]

Joey learning French is how I feel about 2020 at this point

[Samantha Kirschner @saamanthakirsch]

however he needs to screw the lid back on just to make it 1% more effective

[Samantha Kirschner @saamanthakirsch]

Definitely number 4..not only is he using the jug as a mask but also, a non-penetrable sneeze guard

[i$aac 🌧 @Izzzaac_lc]

me when i say acetaminophen instead of tylenol

[g @geeeeenz_]

i am trying too mom

[Samantha Kirschner @saamanthakirsch]

Forgetting to kick the ice cube under the fridge and then stepping in the puddle with socks on

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

today. i wasn’t a very good dog

april fools. i was so good

[Nick Hodge @_Nick_Hodge]

Pregnant women listen up: File for the stimulus for your fetus, and you either get paid, or Republicans will have to admit a fetus isn’t a child.

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

I guess I’ll never be able to lie to myself again about all the shit I would do if I just had the time.

[ashlee @ashleelyn__]

I take back all the times I didn’t want to go to the gym

[Scottacular @Scottcrates]

Literally ever person in the United States needs to watch this.

PLEASE RETWEET

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

he has every right to be there. 13/10

[CCW license - 46 states @skinny_que]

Day 27 of quarantine: