samantha

shout out xo ❥♔

[samantha @saammmmxo]

#pelicansgameday
i’m tryna get on the big screen

[samantha @saammmmxo]

my mum sent me this at midnight, no one loves me like this woman 😭😂❤️

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Today feels like a great day for Jeff Bezos to give me a billion dollars for fun

[Harry Gonzalez @gonzalezharry]

@diandrasdiandra Elon personally shows up at your house and takes away your phone

[🐌 @Wheeema]

“fix me another plate but say it’s for u”

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

me after i get my man mad

[samantha @saammmmxo]

i can’t believe that tomorrow 30 women will act a fool over zach… ZACH?! #TheBachelor

[samantha @saammmmxo]

i just made my dentist appt, i said i have tricare and she goes okay is that through your spouse? NO, I AM MY OWN DAMN SPONSOR

[samantha @saammmmxo]

one time, the CEO of the company i worked for sent us a holiday gift basket to our home. I didn’t recognize the name so i thought i had a secret admirer 😭

[Kat Lewis @katjolewis]

Whenever I’m feeling down, I remember the company dinner when an intern turned to our CEO and asked, “Who are you?”

[. @madnssxo]

imagine dropping this at 21

[will @twothickscoops]

tiktok is full of the most helpless people in the entire world. you could post a recipe for pepperoni pizza and the comments would be full of people shaking in their boots saying “Can I put sausage on it instead?” No. You can’t. You will die

[Blue Ivy’s Sunglasses @KingLouie8th]

If anyone needs a little motivation today, call [phone].

It’s a school project where kindergarteners give you a pep talk.

It’s so cute 🥹😅. And it’s automated!

[Cesar @isthatcesar]

yeah i’m down to hit the gym after work

[A L E X I $ @___alexo]

La Kimberly y la Kourtney en Culiacan...

[samantha @saammmmxo]

used to wear the slip-ons for everything. after this trip i upgraded to sk8 hi’s 🫡

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

idc if vans aren’t good hiking shoes i’m not gonna look lame in front of the squirrels

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

Ain’t no way we used to call our mama job and ask to speak to her like she ain’t working 😂

[$achito 𓁢 @vuhsaachi]

“Take a shot, it taste like juice”

Me after finding out it taste nothing like juice: