你妈妈的男朋友

Indabosky!

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

If you want to be respected, taken seriously, and included in rooms where life-changing opportunities exist, you need to do some honest introspection.

If you’re guilty of these things, especially 5, 6, 10 and 11, don’t be surprised when people stop including you in important things.

1. Don’t be the guy who sends people his account number without being asked.

Someone gets paid, buys something expensive, or appears to have money, and your next move is to slide into their DM with your account details.

That’s very weird. Get rid of that sense of entitlement.

[Hacienda Nápoles Hippos @285Slim]

I follow this dude on IG who’s a stay at home dad and cooks a bunch of shit and a bunch of stay at home moms get so mad at him because he talks about how easy it is for him lol

[Fakaikka1🦅🌾 @Faka_ofwest1]

A Yoruba man born in Lagos acknowledges that he’s not from Lagos but Nwachukwu from Nnewi wants to claim Lagos because his parents came to Lagos through night bus and they gave birth to him there

[你妈妈的男朋友 @saamueleba]

@whopls_ Abeg gimme dormat

[Ravi @tamilravi]

Today I learned that the mobile hotspot accessed through USB tethering is 10x faster than wifi :(

[BLOWNBOY RU @rugerofficial]

OD me i no fit die for woman oooo 😂😂😂

[The Touchnine | 𝐓 (parody) @TouchnineX_]

🚨📲 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Joao Neves's wife likes on Instagram

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🚨🇮🇪 Troy Parrott (24) for Ireland. 😳

That is INCREDIBLE. 👏

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

⚪️ Tottenham 2-7 Bayern Munich 🔴

7 years ago today! Goals: Son, Kimmich, Kane, Lewandowski x2, Gnabry x4.

[KAIZEN @ahrtmad]

She come tell twitter people say her marriage make am ugly, and since she left she’s been looking better

Her ex husband come talk say iro o, she’s been ugly from the get go, but na him be the weirdo 😂?

[你妈妈的男朋友 @saamueleba]

@ChiChic55 Code

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

Kombo met with Victor Osimhen and even drove his Ferrari ❤️🔥

[你妈妈的男朋友 @saamueleba]

@mi_de_ola @SomiEkhasomhi Loser Female

[你妈妈的男朋友 @saamueleba]

@mi_de_ola @SomiEkhasomhi You are a useless idiot

[23 @sinatraxxiii]

I have been reluctant to speak publicly about a private matter, but what has happened over the past few weeks has gone beyond a personal disagreement. It is now affecting my reputation, my home, my wife and my family, and I believe I need to put my side of the story on record.

[你妈妈的男朋友 @saamueleba]

@Godswillzaq Not for the weak

[你妈妈的男朋友 @saamueleba]

@yanis_lankoande @Godswillzaq Easy

[UTHMAN @uthman_adeniji]

Funny how it was my phone they used to record the video 😭:

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

Na things like this Dey make people join cult.

[🧸ྀི @mcfc_NIW]

coolest name in premier league history