sandy 🩷

ucla ‘23

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

MAGA Logic:
-TikTok: Ban it
-Abortion: Ban it
-Marijuana: Ban it
-Drag shows: Ban it
-Immigration: Ban it
-Public Schools: Ban it
-Dialogue on racism: Ban it
-Books by Black or LGBTQ authors: Ban it
-Guns: BANS DON’T WORK YOU SNOWFLAKES

[nomi ˚₊✩‧₊ 🥭 @mangos4brkfst]

fuck anybody who voted for him, I will never forgive you.

[jayden @traderealness]

tr*** reinstating tik tok will be “he gave us a stimulus check” part 2 i cant

[BWAAP @enocbwaap]

how it feels coming back to twitter cause tiktok is banned and all the other apps aren’t as funny

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

If you’re not afraid of Project 2025, you should be.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

It's dementia, not dimensia, you dumb mf MAGAs.

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

me at the gym asking if anyone is using the 5 lb dumbbell

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Me saying "but hey, things happen" after telling the most traumatic event of my life

[𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙨 & 𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙨 @corridosybandas]

Ahora si carnal, pasas porque pasas

[Buku Blast @LegendOfBuku]

This is how white people tell history.

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

when i'm done with my workout : https://t.co/LR3gsh0C6d

[tree @tree_no_branch]

When I say I want to watch Halloween movies, I’m talking about Monster House NOT The Conjuring wtf

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

Jada Pinkett Smith reveals in her new book that she and Will Smith were so distant that she didn’t realize that he started playing for The Dodgers.

[Julio Martinez @JulioPosts]

“Babe quiero ir al pumpkin patch”
“Okay amor” 🥰 :