Saaniya

standup comedy / cosplay / music ✨follow on instagram + tiktok

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is there an evolutionary reason humans love bubbles because 🥹

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me: follows an insta account for cute animal pics
sudden post about s*x toys/only fans girls: HELLO CUTIE

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me: having a great day
instagram feed: it’s okay to not be okay.
me: 😭

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me: *breathes*
@instagram : your account has been suspended for inticing violence

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DAMMIT I FORGOT AGAIN

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I forgot about twitter for a few years but remembered today so everything is fine

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I forgot about twitter for a few years but remembered today so everything is fine

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and brainerd WHO IS NAMING YA’LL 😂😂😂😂😂

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Minnesota has a city called orr. That’s it. That’s the name.

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also butternut

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started a sentence with ‘back in my day’ and now my knees hurt what is happening

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I tweet 28 times in one day and then forget to open the app for 6 months HOW DO U GUYS REMEMBER TO USE TWITTER SHOULD I SET AN ALARM I DONT KNOW

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Thanks @taylorswift13 for spending 7,199 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault). #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/y3vk4Y5U2y 🥺🤍

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officially giving up on my New Years resolutions for 2022, THANKS NOVEMBER (no really, thnx 😅)

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@sprksflyswft 🕛 🌧

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one man’s cringe is another man’s crush

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but but but what if the upside down phone has something to do with an upside down album that mirrors the songs but darker - stranger things reference? #MidnightsTS 🤡 help #karmatruther #karmaisreal #TaylorSwiftMidnights

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dear fashion can u pls just leave our eyebrows out of this for one goddamn second

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@voguemagazine stop it

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@KITKAT I’m tryna make a tiktok with KitKats but i keep eating them 😔

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be kind to urself

me: wow i did nothing today
me: u deserve better u lazy piece of sh*t