Sarah Spaghetti

i have a peculiar obsession with glitter

[Justin Timberlake @jtimberlake]

Hey guys... it's May.

[Sarah Spaghetti @saarahspaghetti]

moms give the best pep talks

[Sarah Spaghetti @saarahspaghetti]

today new orleans was 5° warmer than ct... GLOBAL WARMING IS DEFINITELY FAKE YALL #alternativefacts

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

When I read the same letter as @SenWarren, no one prevented me from speaking. Sen. McConnell owes Sen. Warren an apology. #LetLizSpeak

[The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe]

After calls to #LetLizSpeak, Warren's colleagues read aloud from Coretta Scott King letter https://t.co/OE7CEf7uDu

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Sean Spicer is telling about as much truth at these WH press briefings as I am when my doctor asks me how many drinks I have per week.

[Sarah Spaghetti @saarahspaghetti]

this is the first thing to put a smile on my face today https://t.co/QaozkDQeD1

[Sarah Spaghetti @saarahspaghetti]

heard in bathroom line "we might just use the men's, as long as y'all ain't grabbin pussy" .... every women in line laughed

[Sarah Spaghetti @saarahspaghetti]

overheard: "my phones dead but I'm sure they can still access it and hear every word man that Jason Bourne shit is real" #Inauguration

[Sarah Spaghetti @saarahspaghetti]

well, if I can survive today without a fit of rage or throwing my camera at someone, then I have faith that maybe I can do this for a living

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

.@POTUS @BarackObama I love you more than I have space on Twitter to describe. #ObamaFarewell

[Sarah Spaghetti @saarahspaghetti]

@rachel_saf what am I chopped liver

[Sarah Spaghetti @saarahspaghetti]

at least becky has good hair, what's your excuse?

[Mandira✨ @itweetyoutwat]

I feel like national wine day happens once a month

[Sarah Spaghetti @saarahspaghetti]

@MorpheBrushes you are killin me with all these out of stock brushes! #getittogether

[Sarah Spaghetti @saarahspaghetti]

facebook memories are the worst

[Sarah Spaghetti @saarahspaghetti]

you know you're in Massachusetts when you see a big billboard that says "please don't littah"

[Sarah Spaghetti @saarahspaghetti]

@DominickProto 😡😡

[Sarah Spaghetti @saarahspaghetti]

@DominickProto please explain to me what just happened with Stacey dash... I'm watching in Hungary and the translation SUCKS

[Sarah Spaghetti @saarahspaghetti]

not sure if #budabound is a thing but imma make it one✌🏼