Saba Kaz

Attention span of a pencil. Love to eat, think, and offer free advice. Best friends with the Oxford comma.

[Saba Kaz @sabaskaz]

@KiaSpeaks Yeah. Buying local only.

[Saba Kaz @sabaskaz]

@jk_rowling @suzanne_moore How do we know JK Rowling is a woman? She's made plenty of $$$ as a man. Shall we ask for DNA testing?

[Saba Kaz @sabaskaz]

@littlenugsbunny There are better women friends out there!

[Caroline @carolinekwan]

Michael Phelps is literally referred to as a freak of nature because of his disproportionate wingspan, double jointed ankles, lung capacity twice that of an average human, body that produces half the lactic acid of a typical athlete, and he is rightly celebrated for being the greatest male swimmer in history. Meanwhile, female athletes with genetic differences are legally discriminated against and harassed to no end. This is not about “protecting women in sports” - this is about protecting a very specific idea of what a woman is.

[Saba Kaz @sabaskaz]

AI Chatbots are surprising me in 2024: They are giving me helpful answers without resorting to 'Lemme get a hooman'. #chatbots #AIin2024

[Saba Kaz @sabaskaz]

if luck had a face
it would be that of a gremlin
all-seeing eyes
glazed, rude, indifferent
hair spiked with haughtiness
teeth sharp as point-five pencils

[Saba Kaz @sabaskaz]

@colwight @malsaafin So vile. Praying you lose someone and it breaks your soul. Then come back to this thread and preach.

[Saba Kaz @sabaskaz]

If you can’t join them
you have to beat them

Have you ever felt #left out? #poetrytwitter https://t.co/pknWJU7e8U

[Saba Kaz @sabaskaz]

they huddle with their clique —
you’re not invited
you stand at the door
hoping to be sighted
you pine and you grind
but they never come:
their sincerity, kind words,
or a gesture — nothing, none #poetrylovers #poems #belongingness #leftout

[Saba Kaz @sabaskaz]

Traveling gives me joy. It is a mix of getting away and escaping from the mundane. The eye-rolls and the headaches are all left behind, replaced by the empty canvas that #traveling presents, which I can paint with as much or as little as I like.

[Saba Kaz @sabaskaz]

I’ll Pack My Bags and Travel When It Calls #traveler https://t.co/Q1MPJbrm9K

[Saba Kaz @sabaskaz]

@IAmPascio notion

[Saba Kaz @sabaskaz]

Any #Swiftie parents out there? It's a job of love and just tagging along the journey. #TTPD #TaylorSwift Read this story for us on Medium: https://t.co/KHscWvzd8j

[Saba Kaz @sabaskaz]

@Vision_iii Suspected Islamist? Check your bigotry.

[Saba Kaz @sabaskaz]

@sincereblue Disturbing. And why does she have so much makeup on? Looks very off in those clothes.

[Saba Kaz @sabaskaz]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Why do they all have smiles on their faces?!

[Saba Kaz @sabaskaz]

@itslizz88 good luck!

[Saba Kaz @sabaskaz]

Read the most patronising job rejection email which was worse than an automated one: Saying don't be disheartened and gain some more experience. #jobs #jobsearch

[Saba Kaz @sabaskaz]

If you're going to #chatgpt your writing, at least remove the "In conclusion" at the end of your little essay. It's a dead giveaway. #aiwriting

[Saba Kaz @sabaskaz]

My daughter's Tooth #11 or #6 had been hanging on for dear life for the past few months, causing her much grief. Today, she finally gave in to distress and demanded a dentist appointment. I suggested she bite a carrot instead and 10 minutes later, we're free. Carrot 1, Dentist 0