Can’t wait for April 15 2021 when the government is like “ok time to pay us for that year where we failed you in every way imaginable and 300,000 of you died” sir i would like to cancel my subscription
Me on tinder: Sorry can we reschedule tonight? I know it's last minute but I totally forgot that I'm wildly depressed and have no interest at all in meeting
When Banksy made a random vendor sell his originals for $60 on the street and no one bought it. It taught me everything I needed to know about the art market
Hey the governor of Florida literally sent heavily armed cops to the house of a scientist yesterday who was whistleblowing on Covid numbers, took her computer and pointed guns at her children. I feel like this should be a much bigger story.