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half cracker half hummus

[sara @seabbyy]

oh and while i’m on topic. my italian mind cannot fathom asking people to PAY!!!? to attend your wedding

[W S @WildSentences]

What about McLovin

[Brydon Eastman @brhydon]

today i said that the most canadian thing is shawarma poutine, i was ignorant, i did not know about the limited edition lunar near year's tim hortons mahjong set, i am listening, i am learning, i am doing the work

[Kyle @WordsByKyle]

Yall remember when Adele gave that radio interview and the host told her “don’t panic” bc Ed Sheeran was dropping an album around the same time as her 😭😭

And Adele goes “HA! I’m not panicking. HE should panic!” while cackling 😭😭😭😭

[yara @1redesert]

the entire internet praising her for cheating on ed sheetan w niall horan and she tweets a heart. what an icon

[tia @cursedhive]

“aid in the region” is very international wording. netanyahu about to get a direct deposit

[hayrr x @hayrr]

hey @macklemore im sorry i tweeted in 2014 you should mackle less. you can mackle as much as you want. free palestine ✊🏽

[Sar @s2wlost]

crazy

[🇵🇸 @AfcMasry]

Why am I so white man. I go into a chicken shop and ask if it’s halal and they say “yeah, is that a problem?”

[sarina @sariverse]

my sister’s best friend is a more reserved guy and his mother is a professional clown. the other day i was like “sam is pretty quiet considering his mom is so extroverted” and without missing a beat she was like “he gets it from his dad. he’s a mime”

[Winter Santiaga @1bighairedbitch]

If you’re wondering, I’m having a great week

[latke @latkedelrey]

me when other people need help: that’s so normal girl. that’s so understandable. nothing to be embarrassed about

me when i need help: i need to be killed.

[sara @seabbyy]

instagram really used to tell you your man liked 10 of a chick’s pics at once

[صابرينا @sabdruzin]

@bahamprincess me with my baby 🙂‍↕️ (she can’t talk)

[Sierra La Puerta | NYC @SierraLPNYC]

Telephone for toddlers omg

[sai @blueheartwy]

people are genuinely forgetting 2016 fashion, nobody was wearing neon pink and 2011 swag aesthetic, everyone was wearing bomber jackets, thrasher, adidas tracksuits and the skinniest jeans on earth

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

[Tetralogy of Fallout: New Vegas @_parasocial]

i love how important it is to support baby’s head while baby just wants to throw that thing back as hard and as fast as she can

[luna @whatsur_design]

im crying when it pans to the crowd oh my god

[ali @kojoisarafidi]

at the airport rn got through security w no issues and the white girl behind me getting a random check