(mc^2)rick Rodriguez

El niño ha crecido. El sueño se ha ido. Y yo me he vuelto confortablemente adormecido...

[Depressed Mathematician @retiremeplease]

There were probably humans alive with Einstein-level natural intelligence before we even invented the wheel and I really want to know what the fuck their lives were like

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

The Argentine peso has lost 99.66% of its value against the dollar since 2013.

$10,000 in 2013 pesos is worth $34 today.

[(mc^2)rick Rodriguez @SabiErick]

@BullTheoryio ¿no que el lion libertario había resuelto la economía ?

[(mc^2)rick Rodriguez @SabiErick]

@catrina_nortena ¿Por qué Rusia no ha envenenado a Zelenski?

[App Hunter  @Sn0wbrave]

🚨🚨🚨 ضربة قوية من جوجل للمنافسين
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بناء التطبيق: مجاني 100%
نشر التطبيق: مجاني 100%
الرابط المخصص: مجاني 100%

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

The wildest part about POVERTY is how much time it steals. Waiting for buses. Calling assistance offices. Comparing grocery prices. Fighting insurance. Sitting at laundromats. Being poor is a second job nobody pays you for.

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: SpaceX lost $1 trillion in market cap since last month

[CopyRebeldia @CopyRebeldia]

La biología en PDF acaba de morir otra vez.

Un tío hizo una app donde rotas células, aíslas orgánulos y comparas estructuras 3D como un videojuego.

UI: GPT Images 2. Código: Gemini 3.1 Pro.

Los libros de texto ya no mandan.

[(mc^2)rick Rodriguez @SabiErick]

@dianitanoticias @AlertaNews24 Hay que ser muy idiota para creer que el problema es de España, cuando tienen a un maniático delincuente amenazando a todo el mundo

[(mc^2)rick Rodriguez @SabiErick]

No Argentina. Eso es muy descarado.

[🌸🦋𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓸𝓷𝓸𝓴𝓮 🦋🌸 桜 @QueenDracarys_]

Dicho sea

[(mc^2)rick Rodriguez @SabiErick]

@OmarMontoyaSua1 Y al parecer es la única paz que funciona

[(mc^2)rick Rodriguez @SabiErick]

La copa del mundo más corrupta de la historia

[(mc^2)rick Rodriguez @SabiErick]

@Hectori93867004 Donen y regalen lo que puedan donar y tengan voluntad. Quienes lo necesitan realmente se los van a agradecer. Ignoren a los estúpidos que piden lujos.

No usen esto para deshumanizar la necesidad de la pobre gente que realmente están sufriendo.

[(mc^2)rick Rodriguez @SabiErick]

@StephenM Dios bendiga a los buenos americanos, no a los criminales y racistas

[y∆vEl 🇨🇺 @abt_lazaropena]

250 años de racismo estadounidense.

[(mc^2)rick Rodriguez @SabiErick]

@alegraphe Ojalá ese vestir se pusiera de moda

[Iñaki Errazkin @Errazkin]

Karl Marx: "Al capital le horroriza la ausencia de beneficio. Cuando presiente un beneficio razonable, se envalentona. Al 20 %, se entusiasma. Al 50 %, es temerario. Al 100 %, arrasa todas las leyes humanas y al 300 %, no se detiene ante ningún crimen".

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

The main inventory database server crashed at 9 AM yesterday.

This was a massive problem because it's the only server I don't have a redundant script for.

I bought it in 2012 from a defunct startup and it literally runs on an operating system that no longer exists.

The VP of Ops came sprinting down the hall screaming that our entire supply chain was paralyzed.

He said warehouse workers were standing around in the dark and trucks were lined up out the loading dock.

He demanded to know the exact estimated time to recovery.

I looked at the blinking amber light on the physical chassis and realized the power cord was just slightly loose.

Someone had bumped it with a floor buffer.

I could've fixed it in 3 seconds by pushing the plug in a quarter of an inch.

Instead, I put on a pair of anti-static wristbands and told him we'd suffered a catastrophic cascade failure in the logic board.

I told him the magnetic platters were undergoing spontaneous demagnetization.

I said if I didn't perform a manual bit-by-bit extraction in a sterile environment, we'd lose 10 years of financial history.

He turned pale and asked what I needed.

I told him I needed total isolation, absolute silence, and a $150 per diem for emergency sustenance.

He locked down the entire IT wing and ordered the warehouse staff to go to an early lunch.

I ordered $85 worth of sushi on the corporate card.

I spent the next 3 hours eating spicy tuna rolls and watching a documentary about the construction of the Hoover Dam.

At exactly 1 PM, I leaned over and pushed the plug firmly into the socket.

The server whirred to life immediately.

I walked out of the server room looking exhausted and covered in simulated sweat from a spray bottle.

I told the VP I had successfully rewritten the boot sequence using raw hexadecimal code.

He hugged me.

A 50-year-old supply chain executive actually hugged me.

He told the CEO I was a miracle worker who saved the company from bankruptcy.

Corporate IT isn't about fixing problems.

It's about choreographing the illusion of salvation.

[(mc^2)rick Rodriguez @SabiErick]

@pasticholover @AlertaNews24 Los hondureños de verdad te pedimos perdón. Este maldito gobierno que nos impusieron nos avergüenza, no nos representa.