CA Sabil Ahmed

CA//Sarcastic Content Creator//Artist//Wildlife Photograpy//

[CA Sabil Ahmed @sabilahmed855]

Dard de dilo ke km ho jate
CA Degree ke saath agr Achi Job mil jate

Itne Haseen Aalam ho jate
No. Of Attempts agr Package na khate :')

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@sharan_kumark @anirban921 @DelhiPolice @BlrCityPolice

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🚨 Corporate Alert 🚨
Valentine Week is live.

Sabhi corporate mazdooron ko सूचित किया जाता है।
कृपया इस हफ्ते अपनी office crush se दूरियां बनाए रखें।

कहीं प्यार बढ़ने से पहले,
POSH से नजदीकीया ना बढ जाए।

Corporate हित मे जारी।
HR is watching. Always. 👀

[CA Sabil Ahmed @sabilahmed855]

When you wake up to
“Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani/Ke Ghar kb aaoge” playing on repeat
with “Bharat Mata Ki Jai” echoing through the neighborhood,

You don’t need to check the calendar.

Some mornings don't need reminders,
Nation already sent the reminder.

Happy Republic Day. 🇮🇳

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After reading such strong statements🤯
My inner CA to me😂:
Economy? Bro khud ko toh support krle pehle
Nation building se jada tujhe self building ki jarurat h saste Iron Man

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Monday Motivation 💀

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Finally Delhi has a CM who is very serious about Air Pollution.

Don't get surprised if Delhi Govt bans "Saying BC" with remarks it rises AQI and measurable with the thermometer.

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Indian Crowd is like Vijay Raj from Welcome movie - Sala Sadak se utha kr star bna dunga😂

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@Theonenameddamn Indian Crowd is like Vijay Raj from Welcome movie - Sala Sadak se utha kr star bna dunga😂

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Itna FOMO movies/web-series na dekhne pr nhi hota.....

Jitna yeh Nikhil Kamath × Elon Musk podcast de raha hai.

Internet literally screaming: You HAVEN’T watched it yet???

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Aur jab hmare ghumne ki baari aayi toh Air fare hi double triple ho gye🙃
#vietnamtriptohgayo

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Every corporate majdoor can relate:

Jitne Raw and unfiltered hm apne ghr pr hai utne workplace pr bhi ho jaye toh office ko big boss ka ghar bnne me time nhi lgega🤕

Aur jitne sajjan hm log office m hai utne ghr pr ho jaye toh devmanush bhi underqualified lgega😎

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Bangalore fights Traffic🚦
Mumbai fights rent 🏠
Pune fights ego ⚡
Gurgaon fights roads 🚗

Meanwhile Delhi fights… for their lungs🫁, life🧬and last breath😮‍💨

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Govt is planning for our future✨

Delhi ka present hi future ko challenge de raha hai💀 iykyk

#AQI #DelhiPollution

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What if as a CA, I didn’t get a job in Zepto as a Finance Manager?

Well… at least I still got a job in Zepto.

PS : Haters will say it's fake😏

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LinkedIn is the only place where it looks like companies desperately need CA's

But in the real world, it’s actually CAs desperately looking for jobs :')

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We were too young to understand it
Kho-kho wasn’t a school game, it was early training.

Training for how to pass your work to the next guy without leaving fingerprints.

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Some pishach follow you everywhere.....even in dreams

Manifesting WFH while the manager manifests attendance

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Kuch toh baat thi usme......E-Lafde me bhi Rank lata tha

Controversy Magnet for a reason

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The real gap isn’t between India🇮🇳 and New York🇲🇫

It’s between how citizens think… and what they expect from the people they vote for

Same story different results iykyk

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In the last 13 years, around 18 lakh Indians have given up their citizenship.

No one dreams of leaving home. They just stop seeing a future in it.

Sometimes leaving isn’t betrayal. It’s a silent verdict on the system