chris

[chris @sabkabob]

It’s Thursday and I’m already thinking about what I’m ordering from DiPasquales on Sunday morning.

[chris @sabkabob]

MOOOOOOOOOOO

[chris @sabkabob]

Disgusting

[איתמר בן גביר @itamarbengvir]

על כל דמעה של אמא ישראלית, אלף אמהות לבנוניות צריכות לבכות. לבנון כולה צריכה לבעור!

עם כל הכבוד לאמריקאים, ישראל חייבת להבהיר לעולם כולו שדם בנינו וביטחון אזרחנו איננו הפקר. לבנון כולה צריכה לבעור. חובתנו העליונה היא להגן על אזרחי ישראל ועל חיילי צה״ל, והמחויבות הזו קודמת לכל שיקול אחר.

אמרתי לראש הממשלה, גם בישיבות בינינו: על כל דמעה של אמא ישראלית, אלף אימהות לבנוניות צריכות לבכות.

מספיק עם הפינג־פונג. במזרח התיכון לא מנצחים בתגובות מדודות ובהכלה - צריך להשתגע. למחוק. להכריע את הטרור.

[Los Madferits @LosMadferits]

Sonó WONDERWALL de @oasis al finalizar el partido entre Inglaterra vs Croacia hoy en la Copa Mundial 2026 #madferit

[Wealth Squad Chris @Chrissssjohnson]

Crazy how we had to read about Henry Ford or Rockafeller in books but we got to see Elon Musk’s work in real time

[chris @sabkabob]

@litcapital These people have the same voting power as us.

[Harold R. Kuntz @HaroldRKuntz3]

Another one of those sentences you thought you'd never hear.

[chris @sabkabob]

This pizza looks like ass

[Brandon Beery @NDominator]

I ruined going out to eat for my family after I graduated from college in 2017.

Because what I made tasted better, was cheaper, usually faster, and it didn't make us sick afterwards.

The easiest win was pizza.
I've made over a thousand pizzas since I graduated in 2017.

It takes less than 5 minutes of work and you do something else for an hour while you wait for the dough to proof. You can make batches of dough and just have it chill out in your fridge for the week.

My go to recipe is 300g water, 500g of bread flour, 12.5g of salt, 10g of sugar, 3-5g of yeast, and if you feel like it 20g of oil.

That gets you 2- 14 to 16 inch pizzas or 4 personal size pizzas.

The same dough can make a pretty good loaf of bread, bread sticks, calzones, stombolis, etc.

Make your own food. It's 100x easier than you think.

[chris @sabkabob]

@Jason Omega speedmaster, great history behind it too

[chris @sabkabob]

The fact that people think this is a real congressmen is amazing.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

[Gregory Kennedy @gregorykennedy]

Dave: “Hello, caller, you are on the air.”

Caller: “I don’t think billionaires create value.”

Dave: “Okay. What do you mean by that?”

Caller: “Nobody can earn a billion dollars ethically.”

Dave: “Alright. What do you do for a living?”

Caller: “Well, before this, I was a bartender.”

Dave: “Nothing wrong with bartending. Honest work.”

Caller: “Right.”

Dave: “And now?”

Caller: “I work in government.”

Dave: “Okay. So let me get this straight. You're saying Elon Musk, who helped build PayPal, Tesla, SpaceX, and Starlink, has made innovations like online payments, electric cars, rockets, and satellite internet possible, didn't earn his way to being a billionaire?"

Caller: “None of that justifies being a billionaire.”

Dave: “Well, sure sounds like value got created somewhere along the line.”

Caller: “I disagree.”

Dave: “What exactly did you build?”

Caller: “I advocate for economic justice.”

Dave: “No ma’am, I mean actual products.”

Caller: “…”

Dave: “You’re telling me the guy catching rockets mid-air created less value than a person who used to serve mojitos and now votes on spending his tax dollars?”

Caller: “That’s unfair.”

Dave: “What’s unfair is pretending markets are imaginary while cashing a government paycheck funded by the businesses you claim don’t create value.”

Caller: “I’m actually a congresswoman.”

Dave: “Oh Lord. Of course!"

[Palmer Luckey @PalmerLuckey]

@AOC The idea that all billionaires got their money by exploiting peopl doesn't hold up to any scrutiny.

JK Rowling wrote books about cheeky wizards. I invented a better way to make virtual reality headsets and games to play on them. We just made things people wanted.

[Masters Burner @ANGC_burner]

this fucking wrecked me

[chris @sabkabob]

Best interview I’ve seen in so long. Started crying the last 2 minutes. Great American man.

[60 Minutes @60Minutes]

Extended interview: Former Nebraska senator Ben Sasse has metastatic pancreatic cancer. He spoke with 60 Minutes' Scott Pelley about where America has been and where it could still go.

[Fred @Grand_handsomer]

The federal government spent 7.01 trillion dollars in 2025 and here is a senator telling what they could do with 7 billion dollars if she could steal it from Bezos. If it’s that cheap why in the fuck haven’t you set aside .1% of the yearly budget to do it? Why should we believe you would do it if we just simply gave you more money? You wouldn’t you’re just pandering to idiots in the hope that envy will give you more power you self important bitch

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

Been at ESPN a long time - this one was an all timer. Before social media, it was as viral as a story can be. I watched it on a tape in the news room. I couldn’t stop watching his teammates.

[chris @sabkabob]

Spent one day in the city and decided he wanted out 😭 😭 😭

[Kevin Oestreicher @koestreicher34]

Maxx Crosby shares that he is officially in Baltimore

[chris @sabkabob]

European mind truly cannot comprehend this.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Touchdown

[chris @sabkabob]

@libsoftiktok Always these people

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

Me after a successful weekend of monitoring the situation