David Attenborough

[Мудрые мысли @Mudrye_mysly]

Зеленый кофе для похудения!
Минус 10 кг/месяц это реальность!

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[Мудрые мысли @Mudrye_mysly]

Цветное иллюстрированное радио появилось и в твиттере! Рекомендуем фоллоувить! https://t.co/r2OQszgBY5 Много интересного ждет вас там;)

[David Attenborough @sablesystems]

With a name like Progressive, shouldn't the commercials be better by now? http://t.co/HfxSUcycJO

[David Attenborough @sablesystems]

Whenever I cut a zucchini I like to pretend that I'm the Hulk's rabbi. http://t.co/RLfEjFtUtu

[Мудрые мысли @Mudrye_mysly]

Женщины – это не слабый пол, слабый пол – это гнилые доски.

[David Attenborough @sablesystems]

I think my virginity has grown back. http://t.co/DmgVY21enn

[David Attenborough @sablesystems]

I wanted to dress as Glenn Beck for Halloween, but I couldn't find enough ignorance and hate. http://t.co/aKA0fmKBdZ

[David Attenborough @sablesystems]

http://t.co/TOZ3Qr7m2Q A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

[David Attenborough @sablesystems]

I don't throw snowballs because I believe snowman life begins at snowball conception. http://t.co/b5IUfPe2nm

[David Attenborough @sablesystems]

http://t.co/14GEUulIht I spilled skittles down my pants. Do you want to taste the rainbow? #badpickuplines

[David Attenborough @sablesystems]

It was the Middle Ages. There's no way Rapunzel didn't have lice. http://t.co/xqXoNWR2WH

[David Attenborough @sablesystems]

Guys, you're spraying on too much. It's a reason the word "cologne" rhymes with "alone". http://t.co/v0hBjMqvNZ

[David Attenborough @sablesystems]

The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says". http://t.co/F9u6VwCNGt

[David Attenborough @sablesystems]

http://t.co/iXBlJ5RKay Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork".

[David Attenborough @sablesystems]

http://t.co/D7kmzMmWfe Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines.

[David Attenborough @sablesystems]

http://t.co/lMKthjBgeH The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says".

[David Attenborough @sablesystems]

http://t.co/dHujxuxvr7 How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

[David Attenborough @sablesystems]

Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? http://t.co/fHVn2WGDHh

[David Attenborough @sablesystems]

http://t.co/RnVFDyuPXS The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says".

[David Attenborough @sablesystems]

It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/gw3yCPMJ53