Sabrina

Someone drew dicks all over your face, you idiot!

[Sabrina @sabluvsscience]

Every day I eat the exact amount of food that will fit in my body

[Sabrina @sabluvsscience]

Sympathy for the boy who cried wolf

[Sabrina @sabluvsscience]

It’s just blowing my mind how much can change while I’m sitting on the couch shooting off texts and emails

[Sabrina @sabluvsscience]

I still am always laughing about the term “the men’s room”

[Sabrina @sabluvsscience]

Asking someone if they’re in the line always feels so much more mean than I meant it

[Sabrina @sabluvsscience]

No one has regal pass who’s not smoking so much weed every day

[Sabrina @sabluvsscience]

@jwhyr LOL

[Sabrina @sabluvsscience]

Literally feeling moved by the fun I had last night

[Sabrina @sabluvsscience]

@jwhyr We can watch it at home babe

[Sabrina @sabluvsscience]

@jwhyr Omg I forgot about flight risk that really was the best

[Sabrina @sabluvsscience]

Commenting U have the corniest taste on Obama’s fave book list

[Sabrina @sabluvsscience]

@jwhyr I liked it ..

[Clarke @pleasuresystems]

seated for Cameron Winter Carnegie Hall performance

[Sabrina @sabluvsscience]

Woke up thinking about how I’ve probably eaten over 1000000 containers of zero fat Fage yogurt in my life

[Sabrina @sabluvsscience]

Yogurt

[Sabrina @sabluvsscience]

My favorite foods always really toe the line between fat and skinny person foods … if that makes sense … Caesar salad

[Sabrina @sabluvsscience]

Just thought the lighter under my ass was a mouse

[Kurt Hummel Hate Crime @evilchristopher]

I’m so happy woke is back i missed it

[Sabrina @sabluvsscience]

Classic moment on the night of Zohran election walking through Ridgewood stoned I see a random man in the distance I think it’s my ex bf then I think it’s me then I think it’s my best friend

[Sabrina @sabluvsscience]

Does a black cat crossing your path still count if you’re in the car

[Sabrina @sabluvsscience]

Wish I could just be open on my resume about being a personality hire