tobias

The Official Tweeter Of The Endless Roaring Night

[tobias @sabo_borke]

jesus christ man. i gotta make big changes. i gotta do something about my life. why am i reading tweets about swimming in a mafia video game. why do i know about sydney sweeney. why am i seeing so many videos of sorority girls dancing. i gotta do something

[tobias @sabo_borke]

@Josherick3 modern lovers - roadrunner
flying lotus/kendrick - never catch me
my bloody valentine - wonder 2
the clean - point that thing
terry riley - a rainbow in curved air
julia holter - turn the light on

[tobias @sabo_borke]

in this period i was obsessed with animal collective and also with finding weird lo fi obscurities via music blogs. i used to be sort of embarrassed by this period but now i know i was right and animal collective were great, if also extremely annoying sometimes

[tobias @sabo_borke]

always fascinated by the idea of hipsters. i was there and they weren’t stomp clap hey guys. the lumberjack thing has some truth to it but it wasn’t a huge deal. nobody thought they were being unique or different. nobody self identified as a hipster. crucially, most were nerds

[tobias @sabo_borke]

best song is tough because i like more songs than i dislike. but this weird, seasick masterpiece has always been near the top of the pile for me https://t.co/dXJ65COId6

[tobias @sabo_borke]

@Incon013 i’m sorry i kind of think this is good

[tobias @sabo_borke]

thinking about it, i don’t think you can have a worst song ever. if a song is unimaginative one it’ll still be pleasant enough to listen to. if it’s abrasive or discordant it’ll likely be interesting or have some catharsis to it. if it’s annoying it’s probably catchy and crafted

[tobias @sabo_borke]

@Josherick3 yes i think this is a good criteria. by that metric i am all about naming songs like living on a prayer and eye of the tiger, where they serve as kind of empty signifiers. but i actually can’t think of many songs that are just bad songs

[tobias @sabo_borke]

this video is only really played for mockery purposes but i genuinely really like the wee “never mind” song he does at the start of it. i think it’s kind of good https://t.co/B5U7812h14

[tobias @sabo_borke]

a true measure of society is what you’re not allowed to know

[tobias @sabo_borke]

this is actually true. i think i would have an amazing time on the dance floor with all my friends and family while new zealand rock band atlas’s unbelievably unpleasant single crawl plays

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

i can think of a context in which i would enjoy almost every song you guys have called the worst. struggling to think of a song so bad that i wouldn’t still cut up the dance floor to it surrounded by loved ones. sorry for party rocking

[tobias @sabo_borke]

looked up an author i know’s book on goodreads and one is the reviews just said “THE SCREAM I JUST SCRUMPT” and is got so upset i had to take a walk around the block to calm down

[tobias @sabo_borke]

the worst song is probably something made by an earnest teenager that nobody will never hear. the most unpleasant song on earth is crawl by 2000s nz rock band atlas

[tobias @sabo_borke]

i don’t know. is it really that bad out there. yeah it’s windy but severe weather warning?? come off it

[tobias @sabo_borke]

the ncea chat in new zealand makes me oddly nostalgic for high school … awful, nightmarish boys’ school with the worst culture of anywhere i’ve ever been … failing every class except english and art history … stealing daffodils from the lawn to decorate my friend’s car

[tobias @sabo_borke]

likely place for it to be

[Glasgow Times @Glasgow_Times]

Body of man discovered at cemetery https://t.co/yGfHP1pVVd

[tobias @sabo_borke]

despise the people who reply with like “banger tweet oomfie” on big tweets. pathetic vibe. you contribute nothing

[tobias @sabo_borke]

i found this video so funny as a kid. classic bullying revenge fantasy of bringing an escort to the school dance and vomiting on everyone

[crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetal_moment]

"thoughtless" by korn (2002)

[tobias @sabo_borke]

probably uncontroversial rankings but i’m surprised at how much i like don draper and how much i loathe almost everyone else on the show

[tobias @sabo_borke]

jesus christ i hate pete campbell. i want to run him through a steak mincer

[tobias @sabo_borke]

mad men main character ranking (mid s2)

1 peggy olson
2 paul kinsey
3 don draper
4 ken cosgrove
5 bert cooper
6 harry crane
7 salvatore romano
8 joan holloway
9 betty draper
10 roger sterling
11 pete campbell