Sabotage Dev

Real code. Real face-palm.

[Sabotage Dev @sabotage_dev]

@paws101 @Scott_Helme @j_opdenakker @cusalmi @arielbogle @Info_Aus @troyhunt Don't waste money on locks for your house. If someone wants to come in, then they will find a way.

[Sabotage Dev @sabotage_dev]

@paws101 @j_opdenakker @cusalmi @arielbogle @Info_Aus @troyhunt Where security is hard or problematic to implement, then just go with obscurity.

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[Sabotage Dev @sabotage_dev]

Save time by putting all your c# files in App_Code. #solutions #devlife #cleancode #cocaine https://t.co/Dza6u9fGQC

[Swear Trek @swear_trek]

Data, report

[Sabotage Dev @sabotage_dev]

@AnthonyDotNet Speed isnt everything. Slow and steady wins the race. #TDD # BDD #unittesting #devlife #donttakechances

[Sabotage Dev @sabotage_dev]

Always fork open source software. That way you can be in charge of ALL future changes to the repo. #opensource #devlife #optimism https://t.co/sHaYnLqmty

[Swear Trek @swear_trek]

when you’re in the middle of a sword fight but your mom calls you to come back inside and have your snack

[Sabotage Dev @sabotage_dev]

If a unit test hasnt failed in more than a year, then just delete it. Dont keep code that doesnt do anything. #tdd #bdd https://t.co/6gLJi7fzWD

[Swear Trek @swear_trek]

sorry, Beardo, nothing to be done

[Sabotage Dev @sabotage_dev]

To avoid deployment problems, deploy as LEAST often as possible. Defer your pain to BIG releases. #deploy #continuousintegration https://t.co/sDDQywOymB

[Swear Trek @swear_trek]

Me

[Sabotage Dev @sabotage_dev]

Name your variables temp1, temp2, temp3 etc so you know which order you defined them in. #cleancode #devlife #WarOnDrugs https://t.co/2BqPJ44WKM

[Swear Trek @swear_trek]

Jean-Luc! I haven't seen you since the academy! What have you been up to?

[Sabotage Dev @sabotage_dev]

If you think int is too mainstream, just string for everything. #coderebel #cleancode #designpatterns #yolo

[Sabotage Dev @sabotage_dev]

When client calls u out on ur bullshit, just double down & blame it on a solar flare. #webdev #devlife #honesty #devops https://t.co/8Bw4iKIVqn

[Swear Trek @swear_trek]

don't even know

[Sabotage Dev @sabotage_dev]

Where possible, use random numbers instead of constants. Certainty is for pussies. #devlife #cleancode #codereviews https://t.co/F1uD2DOsAu

[Swear Trek @swear_trek]

REPORT, SCOTTY!

[Sabotage Dev @sabotage_dev]

It's not the code, it's the server! #goodjob #devlife #sysop

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[Sabotage Dev @sabotage_dev]

@paulsterling horde your commits. You never know when you may need them.

[Sabotage Dev @sabotage_dev]

When u r busy, and someone interrupts u, just make it known that u r annoyed so they go away quickly. #devlife #devops #teamwork https://t.co/xZAxvG9a8S

[Swear Trek @swear_trek]

#BakulaTime

[Sabotage Dev @sabotage_dev]

When u r totally wrong & being called out about it, just emphasis how smart u think u r. #devlife #positiveattitude #winner

[Sabotage Dev @sabotage_dev]

Scope as you develop. It's the new agile. #agile #projectmanagement #planning #yolo

[Sabotage Dev @sabotage_dev]

If you dont understand your fail over master/slave setup, there's no point trying to test it. #devops #pragmatic

[Sabotage Dev @sabotage_dev]

Do a live #deploy today. It's just Friday, and the day before #xmas break. #devlife #devops #optimisim #whatcangowrong #yolo #fail https://t.co/pq1RgKt3lh

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right?

[Sabotage Dev @sabotage_dev]

My code is exempt from Pull Requests. Everyone else must follow the process. #developer #process #goodmanagement #leadbyexample https://t.co/hinnbOemJD

[Swear Trek @swear_trek]

Engineering, report