Sābra Grotelueschen

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

[halo 𐙚 @pIain_tofu]

his little belly sticking out while he drags his doll 😭😭😭

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Hearing your pet make heaving sounds in a carpeted room

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is the goth cousin of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. Please understand it's not just a phase, and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (credit u/vincidelaunc)

[greg @greg16676935420]

Videos like this is why the internet was invented

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

It's 5 o'clock in the morning

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

A turtle that wants his shell polished and gets in the way of cleaning.. 😅

[c a r r i e @discountgourds]

waited for 6 minutes for this to cycle back onscreen

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bruno. Like many pups he is a working dog. But his job is barber. 13/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ripley. He was nervous about taking the stairs. May have panicked a bit. 12/10

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

She was like nope

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Rex. His ears have been pretty itchy due to an infection and needed a special medicated cleaning. Needless to say, it hit the spot. 13/10

[United Airlines @united]

My bag watching me follow it around the carousel

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This plaque in Prague has been rubbed to a shiny gold because for centuries, passersby have touched the dog for good luck, and also to reassure him that he's a very good boy. 14/10

[Nebraska Huskers @Huskers]

From his heart to yours,

a message from the legend himself.

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

The new Bud Light commercial with Shane Gillis, Post Malone & Peyton Manning is amazing 😂 https://t.co/wvkLLpj8Sy