allyssa

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[allyssa @sabrielpls]

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[‎ً @cyberfeeels]

I miss when I was younger and didn't have any sponsorbilieries

[💗 @ma1ybe]

A seven figure salary

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

@PopCrave Can we send her back

[allyssa @sabrielpls]

@katyperry great- now go back and stay there.

[allyssa @sabrielpls]

@McDonalds @McDonaldsCanada you gave us this absolute garbage that nobody asked for, when we've been begging for years to bring back what was arguably one of the best things on your menu. #GetItTogether

[allyssa @sabrielpls]

just found out katy perry had a kid and all i'm wondering is who tf let her procreate? 🥲🙃

[allyssa @sabrielpls]

idk what's gotta give but something does. waking up constantly feeling like you're in fight or flight mode is getting super old.

[allyssa @sabrielpls]

was wondering what olympic table tennis reminded me of when i finally remembered

[allyssa @sabrielpls]

@petrocanada can y'all please get your pepsi slushie machines working at ANY of the petros in Halifax? I've been to about 5 now in HRM and they all say they're closed for the season. 😭
-Sincerely an Albertan girl severely missing 711 Pepsi Slurpees.🥲

[allyssa @sabrielpls]

people be hatin on abbey lee miller for bein mean to them kids on tv but my real beef w/ her is for making jojo famous in the first place

[grant🪐 @grantmeaglizzy]

i cannot believe my frontal lobe is fully developed. like this is it for the rest of my life lol i’m so fucked.

[allyssa @sabrielpls]

@aj_mur_phy mmm, i used to go with "sperm donor", but i realized that might be somewhat offensive to those who choose to have babies this way, so instead i like "biological contributor". 😅🤣 straight to the point and nothing remotely "lovey" (ie. the term "daddy") about it 🤣🤣🤣

[allyssa @sabrielpls]

the new @RBC debit cards are complete trash. just got it and already half the info on the back has rubbed off. bring back the debit cards with the raised numbers and name on the front, please. the new ones are g a r b a g e.

[RCMP Nova Scotia @RCMPNS]

Do you recognize this duo? On Feb. 9, RCMP responded to a report of theft on Marketway Ln. in #Timberlea. Anyone with information about their identities is asked to contact police at 902-490-5020 or Crime Stoppers: https://t.co/bbA3e5ZHaR. File #:24-18359

[allyssa @sabrielpls]

What a fuckin sin.

[Global Halifax @globalhalifax]

‘It should not be this way’: N.S. woman plans to return to work at 77 amid high living costs

Read more:
https://t.co/XimmFUVM51

[allyssa @sabrielpls]

over all their customers, right??? Everyone bailed and now where are they? Right back where they were to begin with. Y'all are a joke.

[allyssa @sabrielpls]

@PrimeVideoCA @PrimeVideo @AmazonHelp soooo the money use to PAY for a SUBSCRIPTION for a streaming service that ISNT FREE is isn't enough already???? Now I need to pay MORE for no ads on top of what I'm currently paying???? Y'all seen what happened with Netflix when they screwed

[allyssa @sabrielpls]

@globalhalifax If 30+ tenting encampments is defined as "unfolding", I'm terrified to see what you think a full-blown crisis is.
This is NOT unfolding. You all have just been so willfully blind for so long.