Sabrina Stocker

SDSU⚫️

[Sabrina Stocker @sabrina_stocker]

Hi

[Sabrina Stocker @sabrina_stocker]

Post vacation depression is setting in

[Sabrina Stocker @sabrina_stocker]

I need to stop liking guys I meet on vacation that live in different states

[Sabrina Stocker @sabrina_stocker]

Me to my mom at least once a week: “mom look, I have a butt now!!!”🍑

[Sabrina Stocker @sabrina_stocker]

For the girls out there who think their boyfriend is cheating, they probably are. Break up with him

[Sabrina Stocker @sabrina_stocker]

You ever go to dinner with an old fwb and run into a guy you dated while a guy you met last weekend try’s to FaceTime you? No? Oh. Ok

[Sabrina Stocker @sabrina_stocker]

My therapist said there’s nothing wrong with friends with benefits HAHAHA am I on an episode of punked?

[Sabrina Stocker @sabrina_stocker]

@Padres Let’s get it boys🔥⚾️

[Sabrina Stocker @sabrina_stocker]

I’m really going to beer fest and the Padres game tomorrow with 7 guys. Send help🥴🤣

[makayla @makaylathinks]

guys love buying you drinks at bars but it’s like Ok where were you this morning when my oat milk latte cost $8???

[Sabrina Stocker @sabrina_stocker]

I blame my therapist for canceling on me last week for my getting to drunk and making questionable decisions this weekend😌

[Tinker Bell🧚🏽‍♀️ @MaKaylaGaines16]

Dear IRS, my name is Junie B. Jones and the B stands for “BITCHWHERESMYTAXES”

[Sabrina Stocker @sabrina_stocker]

@andrewtrebil All I get is the dude telling me my social security number has been suspended:/

[Sabrina Stocker @sabrina_stocker]

And ANOTHER one just DMed me smh🤦🏼‍♀️

[Sabrina Stocker @sabrina_stocker]

Every guy who fucks me over/ghosts me always comes back. Why? Plz leave me alone🤣

[Sabrina Stocker @sabrina_stocker]

Someone please explain the logic of wearing a mask after already having covid

[Sabrina Stocker @sabrina_stocker]

I was wearing my bathing suit bottoms backwards the entire day without knowing... welcome to Miami

[Sabrina Stocker @sabrina_stocker]

You know you’re not in San Diego anymore when they don’t bring you salsa with your tacos

[Sabrina Stocker @sabrina_stocker]

Will @kiya_barros and Austin still be functioning when I land in 7 hours? #alcoholics

[Sabrina Stocker @sabrina_stocker]

How do I delete my anxiety and depression?:)