Sabrina ♍️

Proud Gleek. she/her

[Sabrina ♍️ @sabrinaa31]

i need to know what happened to matthew macfadyen that gave him the ability to conjure the most beautifully pathetic look in his eyes

[Sabrina ♍️ @sabrinaa31]

taco bell bathroom in toms river new jersey that smells aggressively like a dab pen and has no toilet paper

[Eugene V. D.E.B.S. (2004) @sarahwaters420]

republicans really do not understand the nuances of style bc this is not pronouns blue hair this is like a 42 year old rockabilly tattoo artist who albeit likes gay people and abortion but says the r word and has an edgelord conservative boyfriend

[Sabrina ♍️ @sabrinaa31]

idc who you are, your french fried onions are never safe around me.

[lito (shadows #1 fan) @AbiChittin]

Me in Trader Joe’s on a Sunday trying to get to the butternut squash Mac and cheese

[kickVerse @KickVerseX]

God's plan for me does not involve Linkedin at all

[rachel coster @rach4_thestarz]

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it

[Sabrina ♍️ @sabrinaa31]

idk who she is but i love her so much bc like men get so mean when you even give an indication of liking anything about taylor swift

[HasPause @HasPause]

okay damn 😭😭

[Sabrina ♍️ @sabrinaa31]

it’s actually so cool that i’m just my dad and everyday it gets worse. anyone have advice to stop this ?

[Sabrina ♍️ @sabrinaa31]

people getting married who have never been married before

[Sabrina ♍️ @sabrinaa31]

bridal parties are quite literally hostage situations and we don’t talk about it enough

[swana ִֶָ🦢࣪☾. @farnnesse]

I love my weighted blanket I feel like a pressed flower in a book

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Sometimes when I feel myself getting super flustered I say “Calm down, little mama” in an Elvis voice & it kinda helps

[evelyn @portiaspetrat]

ever since i was a little girl ive loved information

[Sabrina ♍️ @sabrinaa31]

if you graduated college already, your gf shouldn’t be able to workout at Planet Fitness for free this summer

[Sabrina ♍️ @sabrinaa31]

https://t.co/6i2FGA1jWK

[Jude @judejon_]

@funnysmartguy12 Real white boys know it was better

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

white people be like bro you gotta watch better call saul it’s just as good as breaking bad

[cailyn 🔪🫀 @alpohlovebot]

just walked into my dads room to him crying while playing mama i’m coming home on his guitar i am going to actually explode myself