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[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Me wine-drunk putting on a private show for my cat at 3 AM

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Bringing your dad both screwdrivers because you don’t know what he’s talking about.

[brileaux @brileaux]

I miss Meg thee Stallion but if I was her I would literally never talk to y’all again

[kari @pristessAkari]

Once you stop posting and snapping regularly on I.G you just never go back to doing it. You also realise how sharing every detail of your life from the moment you wake up everyday isn’t normal and you feel over exposed, also it makes complete strangers over familiar with you.

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

me when i tell him idc where we go to eat and we pull up to a place i don't like:

[rach @rachelbelllll]

my brother called me out of the blue which he only does when there’s an emergency. and then

[Dior K. @diorkenn]

Me, still insane: “I used to be soooooo crazy”

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

Extraordinary white moose was spotted taking a dip in a pool in Sweden's Varmland County
( by Hans Nilsson )

[sabrina bloom @sabrinabloom1]

A THREAD

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i made a little presentation

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Texas Roadhouse: Where zero shits are given about peanut allergies 😂

[zach @zachbreechen]

when my bf won’t let me bite him as hard as i can for no reason

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

I’ve been extremely hesitant to say this because I don’t want to see it happen but I feel like I have to- let me be clear I’m not an expert but I’m deeply worried we could be on the edge of something far worse happening than we’ve already seen. I’m worried it will if we don’t act

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

I need to stay off twitter before I start speaking my mind forreal

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.

[UnLucky Trashcan𖤐 @EthanOpia_]

Treating myself tonight

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of a homemade Uncrustable

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I desire no association with this creature.

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCKERS FRIDAY

[ArgusLeader911 @Argus911]

Animal control is being called to a report of a vicious chihuahua in Sioux Falls

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Best Buy employees lined up in cover 3 defense to stop them from leaving