Sachi

Marketing Girlie

[Shruti Vishnoi @ShruTivishnoii]

I have a genuinely curious question, how come routes are redirected, cars are stopped despite the traffic, and entire roads are blocked just so a Kawad group can pass?

How is it completely legal for huge groups to dance on the roads with music BLASTING late into the night? I genuinely want to understand how this works.

[Sachi @Sachayy7]

@27sambhav Absolute chaos!

[Sachi @Sachayy7]

It’s a weird feeling when you can feel the happiness fading away from your life. Like you can see the darkness approaching you.

[. @emmasarchivee]

yall I'm too young to experience two pandemics in my lifetime

[Sachi @Sachayy7]

@whopleasee @ashvarro 🤝

[Sachi @Sachayy7]

@GiriTalking @coooolbabyblue +1

[🛸 @tufthug]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[masha @masha_slp]

Whenever a pretty person is funny you just know they either have a lot of weird family shit going on or they used to be kinda fat or both

[Sachi @Sachayy7]

@arpitsrivastvv @0verl0rd3850 You Core

[Shilpak. @ugach_kahitarii]

Samdish, during his Scoopwhoop days, had interviewed Delhi people around the topic of Marital Rape.

The responses were horrendous.

circa 2018.

[Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket]

Dear @ICC,

It is with a heavy heart that we now announce our unavailability to replace Pakistan in the upcoming T20 World Cup. Regardless of whether they now withdraw, the short timescales ensure it is impossible for our squad to prepare in the professional manner necessary to compete effectively in this global cricketing spectacle. We are not like Scotland and able to turn up on a whim, with no kit sponsor.

Our players are from all walks of life and cannot simply drop their occupations to fly halfway around the world to experience temperatures only normally felt in Finnish saunas. Our captain, a professional baker, needs to attend to his oven, our ship captain needs to steer his vessel, and our bankers need to go bankrupt (again). This is the harsh reality of cricket at the amateur level of the game.

This news will be extremely disappointing to our fans. Despite being the most peaceful nation on Earth, we maintain an army of online followers, and are the world's 14th most followed national board on X. We were ready to give the Dutch the biggest shock they have experienced since William of Orange lost the Battle of Landen in 1693. And the Americans were looking forward to taking on Greenland, or so their orange-dyed leader thought.

Our loss is likely Uganda's gain. We wish them well. Their kits cannot be missed unless you have epilepsy, in which case they are probably best avoided.

The future is always ice, until it isn't.

Yours sincerely,

Icelandic Cricket Association

[shine ♀ @ladymysticalwmn]

Seriously. Without women, men have nothing to joke about. It's either violence and rape against women and girls, degrading women or imitating women's facial expressions and gestures. They have no other sense of humor. We need to say more often that they're not funny

[Ceaser Wrestling @CeaserWrestles]

When Erica cooked Murray Bauman:

I love how Murray completely underestimated her and then that look of total shock on his face.

The way Hopper was making faces had me cracking up LMAO!

#StrangerThings5

[Ceaser Wrestling @CeaserWrestles]

This scene was so PEAK.

What makes it even funnier is how shocked everyone is when they realize Suzie is actually real.

I love how everyone's face was like ‘Yep we're all gonna die!’ 😭

#StrangerThings5

[Sachi @Sachayy7]

@marlboroadvv FACTS

[jynx @jynxbby]

ever since i was a little girl i knew no man could ever tell me what the fuck to do