Sachi Turkeynaka 🦃

it is never that serious. 🇯🇵🇺🇸

[Sachi Turkeynaka 🦃 @sachichris]

I did it!!

[Sachi Turkeynaka 🦃 @sachichris]

I’m gonna marry the crap out of my boyfriend.

[Sachi Turkeynaka 🦃 @sachichris]

HAPPY TURKEYNAKA MONTH

[Sean @panoptisean]

Being 29 is like being 19 for being 30

[New Heights @newheightshow]

Happy #TSTheLifeOfAShowgirl release day to all who celebrate ❤️‍🔥🫶

[Mmmmmk @talkstowalls]

Cultural impact of the cha cha slide hasn’t been studied sufficiently.

[Mmmmmk @talkstowalls]

Anyone have goats? Short term loan, lots of grass to feed on.

[Sachi Turkeynaka 🦃 @sachichris]

Love is your (sober) spouse listening to you (drunkenly) belt out Taylor Swift on the car ride home from the bar.

[Jason Kelce @JasonKelce]

I mean this video being 1.3 million views is the epitome of numerology

[Sachi Turkeynaka 🦃 @sachichris]

Happy Sachi Day!!!

[Sachi Turkeynaka 🦃 @sachichris]

My dad: *makes a whole surprise Japanese feast for the two of us*

Me: “this makes me so happy, I didn’t know we were eating lunch together!”

Dad: “well this is Happy Sachi Day”

Everyone mark your calendars, August 5th is now Happy Sachi Day, my dad said so.

[Mmmmmk @talkstowalls]

I’m gonna change a state law, join me.

[Sachi Turkeynaka 🦃 @sachichris]

@talkstowalls Hell yeah

[Sachi Turkeynaka 🦃 @sachichris]

Happy Turkeynaka Szn.

[Sachi Turkeynaka 🦃 @sachichris]

@LostSemicolon FUCKING YES EXACTLY

[Sachi Turkeynaka 🦃 @sachichris]

@talkstowalls @lfcsalahh It’s an amazing song, I understand.

[Keaton @kjonesy1587]

NEW: Taylor Swift and Kansas City Chiefs Tight End Travis Kelce have been ‘quietly hanging out’ this summer, per sources.

[Sachi Turkeynaka 🦃 @sachichris]

I think about Christina Grimmie at least twice a month and am now, a year and a half into marriage- four years into our relationship, finding out that my husband has no clue who she is.

[Sachi Turkeynaka 🦃 @sachichris]

@taylornation13

[Sachi Turkeynaka 🦃 @sachichris]

Maybe I’m reaching but ACCHEM 🤡🐍

[president of gay people @ritagayworths]

this is still the funniest post anyone’s ever made

[Sachi Turkeynaka 🦃 @sachichris]

@emmmmbug OKAY BUT YOU ARE THE PERFECT WALKING BILLBOARD. YOU ARE A PERFECT GORGEOUS WOMAN.