Embarking on a quest (driving to BUCEES) to obtain rare magical elixirs (Redbull Iced Vanilla Berry), hopefully I don’t have to slay any orcs (fent addicts) with my sword (makarov)
“So hold up…Boromir said they couldn’t simply walk into Mordor.”
“Yes, he did. He did say that.”
“But then….these hobbits. They just….walked into Mordor? Is that right?”
“Hobbits really are amazing creatures, Joe. Amazing. Even after a hundred years, they still surprise.”
Got a bj last night (first one in ages) and woke up and put down 2 chicken biscuits at Chick-fil-A this morning. Not really anything special, just wanted to let my friends know