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Oh I’m picking out a thermos for youu

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@Twitter You guys need to make an awesome move and shut down twitter until next year so we don’t have to see our @POTUS vomit all over our nation. This could be one small step...

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We need our representatives to install shade for the whole county. A pole in each corner of the county, a bunch of shade cloth, and bam we’re all made in the shade

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@desusnice I mean why wouldn’t they just get a new aluminum bat. They’re cheap, and won’t break

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@desusnice Seems more like a makeshift shank to me

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@desusnice Why is their bat broken?

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Looking at Brett Favre’s name and spelling it would cause a robot to explode.

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Hey my names Brett Favre, and you should buy copper fit! Also you should have enough disposable income, or time to avoid the horribly unavoidable 3/4 farmers tan too.

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@desusnice Ha ha ha ha. It’s Jackson Hole... it’s gonna be nothing but white people. He’s doin it for the cheddahh

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@desusnice He’s got a five tier marketing plan that will make them all rich like him in a matter of weeks

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What if The Ramones didn’t have such a heavy cockney accent? “Blitzkrieg Bop” would’ve sounded like a pet shop band

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I feel like I should have been witness to at least one bird to bird head on collision by now. The birds are only in pre takeoff mode, so it’s not high speed, and the birds would then form a bond over it that would last a lifetime

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@desusandmero @desusnice @desusandmero @THEKIDMERO @vicenews @VICE

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@POTUS Resign, and move to your very own island. Everyone would be better off.

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If 100,000 retweets. Wife and I will fly to Washington DC, rally a million person march, and yell "resign" until dump resigns @desusandmero

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@RealDTrump2k16 today is June 16th. You could still tell everyone "just kidding about president" and still get a few good laughs.

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@desusnice @THEKIDMERO @desusandmero get in on this!
#getrealdtrump2k16offtwitter https://t.co/KrWvYrwRan

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Let's see if we can get @RealDTrump2k16 blocked from twitter via the powerful flag option! #getrealdtrump2k16offtwitter

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Let's see if we can get @RealDTrump2k16 blocked from twitter via the powerful flag option! #getrealdtrump2k16offtwitter

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@realDonaldTrump How hard do you wish to fuck us?

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