I never dodged reading out loud in class. I was praying the teacher would pick the longest paragraph so I could show off my vocabulary and pronunciation. 😭😭
Honey you don’t know if your baby daddy will be an axe murderer or a child mol*ster but what you WILL know is that he needed $10 to get him a medium sized pizza so he ejaculated in a cup so YOU can have a kid. 😭