jensen

dhmu I’m being pensive she/her

[jensen @sacramenthoe]

before you tweet think to yourself, have i felt the touch of a woman today? if the answer is no, turn off the phone and seriously reconsider your life.

[jensen @sacramenthoe]

@Schlage_Locks please help im locked out three hours from my house with a dead lock battery

[jensen @sacramenthoe]

best life choice I ever made was starting to brush my teeth in the shower. Anyway I miss Oregon #westcoastbestcoast

[jensen @sacramenthoe]

the way listening to bon iver while in oregon feels …. untouchable

[jensen @sacramenthoe]

@Ashfunk1 fuck it we ball.

[jensen @sacramenthoe]

best thing pneumonia ever did for me was get me to stop vaping

[jensen @sacramenthoe]

sometimes i completely forget that i just live in oregon now

[jensen @sacramenthoe]

@camusnism YOU WOULD BE SO SEXY

[jensen @sacramenthoe]

it’s been so real but tonight 10 minute all too well kills me

[jensen @sacramenthoe]

@ogschlongmaster pure shite

[jensen @sacramenthoe]

meow

[dj holer simpson @rollinem7s_]

anyone who has tried registering for college classes and making sure you get the right amount of credits understands that the idea of a compassionate god is a naive one.

[jensen @sacramenthoe]

@prem_ganesann say it again

[jensen @sacramenthoe]

astrology era over, im doing fantasy football now

[mac @batsdune]

me leaving the hospital in gta after someone in a flying car blew me up

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

“donda or CLB” When was the last time you were kissed by a girl.

[jensen @sacramenthoe]

@hanthefrog pain..

[jensen @sacramenthoe]

@21centwoman wait where’s the advice

[jensen @sacramenthoe]

@fortniteisswag LFG

[jensen @sacramenthoe]

do i really want a tattoo, or do i just need to be impulsive