𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝 ♡

𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭

[hunter @3gpmh]

unfortunately i am SO much better as a concept

[𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝 ♡ @sacredsaturn]

I’m so fucking good at connecting dots that don’t even exist

[shawniis @thislifeinhell]

last two years of my life just been a humiliation ritual i mean holy fuck

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

texting people back is hard as fuck like yes you’re so cool and i love you but i can’t now man

[𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝 ♡ @sacredsaturn]

A man is currently reading my favorite book because I told him about it and he’s enjoying it… that has to be the one, right?

[𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝 ♡ @sacredsaturn]

Every time a man asks me “do you sell?” I get one step closer

[𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝 ♡ @sacredsaturn]

Nobody will ever understand my love for the onceler

[𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝 ♡ @sacredsaturn]

god i luv when a man has a slutty lil waist

[𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝 ♡ @sacredsaturn]

Goal is no longer “make him wear a ghost face mask” it’s “how many can I collect?”

[𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝 ♡ @sacredsaturn]

Today I started my dream job, got Korean bbq and got laid. I luv March 🍀

[𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝 ♡ @sacredsaturn]

Currently crying over one man, hating my ex, texting two and ghosting several ✨

[𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝 ♡ @sacredsaturn]

Remembering that at least 3 men have purchased the cologne I like just to have a shot at getting my attention is boosting my ego today

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"u look tired" dawg i'm going crazy

[𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝 ♡ @sacredsaturn]

Looking at you Andrew, it’s been two years but I will never forget

[𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝 ♡ @sacredsaturn]

This man allowed me to worry IF I’m hot as if I haven’t had men send me videos of them whimpering and squirming for me

[𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝 ♡ @sacredsaturn]

your guilt will become so deep you drown in it

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

A lack of consideration is a turn off, I ain’t gonna remind you to think of me

[𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝 ♡ @sacredsaturn]

The way I have a higher likelihood of committing to a psych ward than a person is crazyyyyyy