judas iscariot

I'm still right where you left me.

[judas iscariot @sacrificialson]

@schmoe665666 @avramnotever

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@SOPHONTSIMP ppl expect crazy gains/to go back to their teenage hairline but the fact that u gained anything + stopped receding means that u have won

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@minixword my hair looked like this but a bit thicker when i was younger before i realized i had curly hair and started treating it as such. might be worth trying a curly routine if u havent already. its at the very least visibly wavy based off this pic

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@apollipino this is why if u go on any hairstyle advice forums its basically all people posting pics of really attractive people from like every angle possible to show the haircut and going How do i describe this hairstyle to my barber?!

[judas iscariot @sacrificialson]

they should make a show where every episode swaps between the story being told from the heros perspective and the villains perspective. like imagine twd but every episode swaps between rick and negan and doesn't treat either like the good guy or the bad guy. this would be so peak

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@sabbyku ishowspeed if he was goyim: ismokeweed

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ishowspeed if he was a farmer: isowseed

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@catoclysmics

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@GenghisConnThr3 Its unconventional. But its conventional. It doesnt exist. Which means it does. Im very smart and know what Im talking about which is why I structure my video essay scripts like a transgender teenagers steam review of night in the woods or life is strange.

[judas iscariot @sacrificialson]

MOVIE CONCEPT: girl is convinced other girl is a vampire and wants to become one herself, so is desperately flirting with her to try and get her to bite her neck. Other girl is Not a vampire and is just like What is up with this weird lesbian

[judas iscariot @sacrificialson]

@antigravity_2 @TyMasonD @JOEBOTxyz @sageviewer @gc22gc it is overwhelming stupidity to see a shadow on an old dudes drapey skinned neck and think hes wearing a lifelike human mask, yes. very ironic for you to be calling anyone an npc when you think this is even a possibility in reality.

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scrub daddy:

[Ema @SmasherIsEma]

sugar daddy: I'm gonna spoil you

salt daddy: I'm gonna preserve you

[judas iscariot @sacrificialson]

being kind of autistic and short as a man means every person u ever see will call you Buddy until you die

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@darkl00ming @killingspacing its more about being sapient than it is actually being animals

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i know this is like the most obvious psyop attempt ever but also i’m schizophrenic and trying really hard to be normal abt this lol. my coworkers are gonna haaaate me today 😭

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aging as a man is about getting your body and mind broken by twinkdeath. you will lose your smile. you will lose your aura. you will lose your hair. and You Will Fucking Like It

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@tant0hlives truth nuke but lowkey it would be so fire for humanity to get wiped out by a plague named hentaivirus

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@diegofye tbh theyre fine maybe a little too big but they look awkward bc hes bow legged lol

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@WWE @Gunther_AUT