Alfonso García

Incomible pero amigable. Ingeniero Informático. Me gusta cacharrear.

[Alfonso García @sactrek]

Así es

[M A R C O S @Maarcos016_]

Ella hablando en el idioma de la verdad. AMO

[Xonder @Xond3Rs]

Cuando la play 2 no te leía el disco

[ㄗastor Ⲧupirani ꝇnsider @fachopxt]

Psicólogos em 1980 quando você dizia pra eles que estava triste:

[Downjuma @Downjuma]

que no, que no. Que me niego a q esto sea real

[👨🏾‍💻 @soIodown]

they worked me like a slave today. my phone is still at 74%

[not bort van houten again @Bortvanhoutenn]

The community note

[🏛️🚩🇪🇸 @_Acelga_]

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[itzy binks ohtani 💙🇲🇽 @itzybitzyminnie]

nothing could have prepared me for the tree

[F🍑 Jakose @Jakose21]

Llegamos tarde a trabajar, que te hace pensar que vamos a llegar pronto para ver a “karmine corp”?

[Alfonso García @sactrek]

@Cex_responde tenéis perdido un paquete mío desde hace 3 días y no tengo forma de solicitar ayuda porque el paquete tiene la dirección incorrecta por fallo de vuestra aplicación

[Tom "RecD" Hart Jr. @RecDTRH]

Anesthesia makes you do crazy things. I've been told at one point I was so out of it during surgery I screamed "SUPER MARIO SEDATION WAHOOOOOO" at the top of my lungs in the voice for no good reason

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

You're having a nice day then someone asks how your job search is going

[Lucas 🦇 @vlucasrocha]

onde os introvertidos escolheriam sentar

[GameVerse @TheGameVerse]

Modders put GTA San Andreas into Pro Evolution Soccer and it’s absolutely hilarious 💀⚽

[Pop Base @PopBase]

6ix9ine has been released from prison.

He shares that while he was in there, Nicolas Maduro (former President of Venezuela) signed a SpongeBob figurine for him.

[Unamuno 📜 @UnamunoAgain]

Call Of Duty 2 (2005)

[Luigi Archive @Luigi_Archive]

❗During Super Mario Galaxy movie cast interview, actor Charlie Day (who plays Luigi) said that Luigi Mangione is one of his favorite Luigis in the recent American history.

[Bruno 🇵🇸 @soruvecoagvla]

culo y caca prohibidos pero bien que permitís cuca gamarra

[TuMejorVersion @xavixuan]

Esta escena nunca dejará de ser graciosa