philosophy princess

hissing ball of rage

[philosophy princess @sad_aloevera]

gintonic love > platonic love

[Jan Mieszkowski @janmpdx]

English literature: You have a soul
French literature: Your soul is full of life
Russian literature: Life is soul-crushing

[philosophy princess @sad_aloevera]

#mood 👏

[philosophy princess @sad_aloevera]

*also flips like 1000 pages since the exam is next week*

[philosophy princess @sad_aloevera]

+ of having to borrow shitloads of old plays:
random library person: what are you doing here
me: i'm just here for the drama *flips hair*

[philosophy princess @sad_aloevera]

The number of jeans I own is very likely higher than the number of dates I've been to. One of those is probably alarming.

[philosophy princess @sad_aloevera]

corgis are bonsais of the dog world https://t.co/wA8boJD7xE

[philosophy princess @sad_aloevera]

keep your friends close but their pets closer

[philosophy princess @sad_aloevera]

@restingsad_face i want to unlike it just so i could like it again

[philosophy princess @sad_aloevera]

i have to rest my horoscope told me so

[philosophy princess @sad_aloevera]

drop is to party as literary theory is to aesthetics 👩‍🔬 https://t.co/4QOoGvsjX9

[Danny L Harle @DannylHarle]

What's a drop https://t.co/JT5U1sa2N2

[philosophy princess @sad_aloevera]

is there some enchanted avocado for essays as well? https://t.co/rgthgSytg3

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

This is too risky not to share omg

[shitty watercolour @SWatercolour]

the trolley problem except I am the trolley, the tracks, the victims, the switch, and the decision maker

[philosophy princess @sad_aloevera]

dick tremayne from twin peaks a low key prophet of everyone's ootd this winter

[Jan Mieszkowski @janmpdx]

Kafka's famous short story about a family's shame and horror upon learning that their son
a) voted for Trump
b) works for Trump
c) is Trump

[Jeremy Noel-Tod @jntod]

'We're gonna build a fourth wall, folks, and make the Brechtians pay for it'

[philosophy princess @sad_aloevera]

everytime you mention an empirical author in your essay another excessive spongebob meme is created

[philosophy princess @sad_aloevera]

when your university bistro presses unreasonably high prices on milk alternatives