Sad Boy

Not much is known about the mysterious Sad Boy, except that he enjoys pudding and hates being punched in the stomach.

[Sad Boy @sad_boy00]

Spread this rumor: I will make a cameo in The Dangerous. I may or may not be eaten alive by a swarm of adorable kittens.

[Sad Boy @sad_boy00]

By the way, I think I may be disappearing.

[Sad Boy @sad_boy00]

is losing followers...oh well...their loss. (WHY DO BOTS HATE ME SO!?!)

[Sad Boy @sad_boy00]

Today I was awakened by my alarm clock. I tried to get up but my body said "No way kid, you did enough damage to the world yesterday."

[Sad Boy @sad_boy00]

I only tweet to get people to notice me...It's not working.

[Sad Boy @sad_boy00]

By the way guys, I got to star in a new movie! The director hit me a lot.

[Sad Boy @sad_boy00]

Is sad, but at least I'm not sad enough to start reading Twilight novels.

[Sad Boy @sad_boy00]

I have 8 followers. Something says I should celebrate, something else says I should just go cry about the fact that Michael Bay has more.

[Sad Boy @sad_boy00]

Hey, I wonder where that Sad Boy got himself...

[Sad Boy @sad_boy00]

I cut my hand on a rusty piece of glass today. All that came out was a giant rainbow. Then it slapped me in the face.

[Sad Boy @sad_boy00]

I'm suprised I still have 9 followers.

[Sad Boy @sad_boy00]

When life is getting me down and I remember that everyone hates me, I just think to myself, at least I'm not listening to Justin Bieber.

[Sad Boy @sad_boy00]

Hey, hey! Guess who you haven't heard from in a while and has two thumbs? This guy! (Points at himself with two thumbs.)

[Sad Boy @sad_boy00]

I hate you so much @sad_boy00!!!

[Sad Boy @sad_boy00]

I'm so unliked, even I don't like me.

[Sad Boy @sad_boy00]

I would worry that I don't update this Twitter account enough, but then I remember that nobody cares.

[Sad Boy @sad_boy00]

I love all of the people who hate me. Little do they know that it fuels my existence.

[Sad Boy @sad_boy00]

My head exploded today.

[Sad Boy @sad_boy00]

@gabriellelui I dunno. A soul would be nice.

[Sad Boy @sad_boy00]

You know you're a Sad Boy when listening to sad songs only made you wish that your life was that great.