cryptid

never satisfied ☔️🥀

[cryptid @sad_flowerrr]

Where I live

[bonnie @fwrosting]

if your baby is ugly im not hiding my cigarette around it

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

Waking up with the vape stuck to my back like a barnacle on a ship

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

next time i think im falling in love shoot me in the back of a applebees parking lot 20 times

[cryptid @sad_flowerrr]

KEEPING MYSELF SAFE!!

[cryptid @sad_flowerrr]

siiiiiick

[cryptid @sad_flowerrr]

@Ed7306 @Alx17588250 @realtimsharp @Hmsoriginal @benshapiro “Must be tough being an incel” coming from ‘deplorable Neanderthal’. The call is coming from inside the house 😹😭

[cryptid @sad_flowerrr]

@Ed7306 @Alx17588250 @realtimsharp @Hmsoriginal @benshapiro Maybe just ask Ben if you can suck his tiny little pecker irl since you love doing so on twitter dot com so much

[cryptid @sad_flowerrr]

@JoroJrn Faggot

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

An African immigrant sent 10's of 1000's of of PRE-FILLED Ballot applications ( disguised as official Government docs ) to voters in swing states.

His name is Elon Musk, & he spends every waking hour on Twitter talking about immigrant voter fraud.

[cryptid @sad_flowerrr]

@ScottFisher04 God’s a gay fag and so are you

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

The ICE surge in Minnesota cost $280M of our tax money, to detain 4k people of whom only 30 were accused of violent crimes, plus another 530 with minor traffic violations.

$9 million per capture of the "worst of the worst". Plus two civilian deaths.

Your tax dollars hard at work 🙄

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Raping children is far worse than illegal immigration.

[riri @chainsawdollie]

petplay but u just euthanize me

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Jesse Ventura on Trump: “Who is that? The draft dodging coward? I don’t call him by name. He’s the draft dodging coward who when it was his time to serve his country he did what all rich white boys did. I wasn’t a rich white boy. We had to go. He’s gonna tell me what courage is?”

[cryptid @sad_flowerrr]

I’m about to have a crashout on levels no one has ever seen

[cryptid @sad_flowerrr]

@phasereality @GulagGary420 @Vinnie_stinks @shoutoge @adtr I just KNOW you are a pedophile 😹 Jesus Christ.

[cryptid @sad_flowerrr]

I am truly the best investigative agent alive

[Carmen Christopher @CarmChristopher]

Yall r sleepin on smoking some indica and watching Meet The Fockers on Amazon prime while drinking some water

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Who just called me a fat cracker on the Mii Channel