Misunderstood Shark

Why are people scared of me :(

[Misunderstood Shark @sad_shark]

Like every person who goes in the ocean is really smelly... #notgonnaeatthem #misunderstood

[Misunderstood Shark @sad_shark]

I couldn't help but notice you were lonely on that paddle board #justkeepingyoucompany #waitwhereyougoing :(

[Misunderstood Shark @sad_shark]

They call us great for a reason... #greatwhitesharkprobs

[Misunderstood Shark @sad_shark]

Whales are what you need to be worried about not me -_-

[Misunderstood Shark @sad_shark]

Jaws ruined me #motherfuckspeilburg #youasshole

[Misunderstood Shark @sad_shark]

IM NOT MEAN #fuckyouguys

[Misunderstood Shark @sad_shark]

I just want to be friends with people #somanylosersdissinme #idontevencare #betterthanyall

[Misunderstood Shark @sad_shark]

I was just trying to see if you would like to swim with me #whydidyouhitme #fuckingbitch

[Misunderstood Shark @sad_shark]

Make me a happy shark... Follow me :-) #onelove

[Misunderstood Shark @sad_shark]

I'm just so misunderstood. #bitchesthesedays

[Misunderstood Shark @sad_shark]

So discovery said I could get on tv if I tweeted #sharkweek maybe they won't misunderstand me.... :-(

[Misunderstood Shark @sad_shark]

“@SharkWeek: It's voting time on #Chompdown, Finatics! What would you like to see #Sharkzilla chomp tonight?"you're the reason they hate us

[Misunderstood Shark @sad_shark]

Watch how high I can jump! #waitwhereareyougoing #ididntwanttoeatyoumrseal

[Misunderstood Shark @sad_shark]

Jaws was just full of pent up anger. #donthate #hewasamistakeanyway

[Misunderstood Shark @sad_shark]

What they didn't tell you was the soul surfer kicked me in the jaw... So I had to bite her arm off #bitch

[Misunderstood Shark @sad_shark]

if its any consolation he didn't taste good! #sadtweet

[Misunderstood Shark @sad_shark]

i was only trying to help the drowning kid out of the water when you scared me which is why i bit him...

[Misunderstood Shark @sad_shark]

I only bit your head off to get the shark tooth off of your necklace #sharkprobs

[Misunderstood Shark @sad_shark]

I only ripped your shorts off because they made my eyes pop :-(

[Misunderstood Shark @sad_shark]

Shark week is the only week you guys like me :( #gettingmyhopesup #assholes