Laura 🦆

I’m the problem, it’s me.

[Laura 🦆 @sadalientbh]

Making a return on this app.

[Laura 🦆 @sadalientbh]

https://t.co/OM7QkVMf4B

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

flight attendant: he’s having a heart attack is anyone here a doctor

me: no but im an empath. i feel soooo bad for him :(

[Laura 🦆 @sadalientbh]

Public Health Wales: Keep cervical screening to 3 years and not extended to 5 years. - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/oNelznovrO via @UKChange

[Laura 🦆 @sadalientbh]

My brother in law knows me too well. I told him to watch my insta story and he replied “not if it’s going to be mushrooms again”. It wasn’t. This time.

[Laura 🦆 @sadalientbh]

I forget to mention this is about my Nanny 😂

[Laura 🦆 @sadalientbh]

It makes me laugh that eight years into my vegetarianism, if I compliment the smell of what she’s cooking for tea, she will always reply with “well you wouldn’t like it, it’s got meat in!” 😂

[Laura 🦆 @sadalientbh]

Scottish Government : Provide legal minimum requirements for animal enclosures - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/9P2s9wztqq via @UKChange

[Laura 🦆 @sadalientbh]

My MIL’s dog has an obsession with weeing in the exact same spot as my dog and today he took it too far, tried to pee in the same spot at the same time and pissed on him. 😂

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The biggest difference between the UK and US.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It’s august 🥰

[Laura 🦆 @sadalientbh]

@aalisonn1999 Oh god 😂 I hadn’t even thought of that!

[Laura 🦆 @sadalientbh]

Got a DM on Instagram from some guy I don’t know asking for a photo of me that’s not on my profile? I think the fuck not.

[Laura 🦆 @sadalientbh]

@x_A__F_x I will! ❤️

[Laura 🦆 @sadalientbh]

@Greninjayy My only other advise is hair straighteners on the creases that do still appear 😂

[Laura 🦆 @sadalientbh]

@Greninjayy I find if you hang them up straight out of the tumble dryer or washer, gravity stops them creasing anyway 😂

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Give us a tune then.

[Laura 🦆 @sadalientbh]

@Greninjayy I have never ironed a single piece of clothing in my adult life 😂