(FUCKit’scold) thicc boi

Serving up depression with a smile.

[(FUCKit’scold) thicc boi @sadandvalueless]

This account is a study in dadaism.

[(FUCKit’scold) thicc boi @sadandvalueless]

just got back from nasa, turns out literally every human alive today is a capricorn 🥵

[(FUCKit’scold) thicc boi @sadandvalueless]

If someone doesn’t call me pretty right now I’m gonna vandalize a police station. ಠ╭╮ಠ

[(FUCKit’scold) thicc boi @sadandvalueless]

The moon landing was a hoax and for added realism they recorded it on the moon to fool us all.

[(FUCKit’scold) thicc boi @sadandvalueless]

I have more followers than god.

[(FUCKit’scold) thicc boi @sadandvalueless]

yeah you’re cool and all but what’s your highest strike streak on wii bowling

[(FUCKit’scold) thicc boi @sadandvalueless]

Pass me the vaporizer, brother!

[(FUCKit’scold) thicc boi @sadandvalueless]

it’s “say aye” not “say i” i-

[(FUCKit’scold) thicc boi @sadandvalueless]

did anything happen in the 1300s ??? like I know nothing from that time ???

[(FUCKit’scold) thicc boi @sadandvalueless]

stretching ex p a n d s t h e m i n d

[Jules @julia_sadie_]

@sadandvalueless Sike bitch

[(FUCKit’scold) thicc boi @sadandvalueless]

also it’s been springtime:

[(FUCKit’scold) thicc boi @sadandvalueless]

say sike right now

[(FUCKit’scold) thicc boi @sadandvalueless]

just tested positive for straight up not having a good time

[(FUCKit’scold) thicc boi @sadandvalueless]

Cyber bullying is at an all time high and it’s all because of me, fuckwad.

[(FUCKit’scold) thicc boi @sadandvalueless]

I’ve had beef strogENOUGH of your attitude.

[(FUCKit’scold) thicc boi @sadandvalueless]

me: *gets coronavirus*
mother: it’s cuz of that goddamn phone

[(FUCKit’scold) thicc boi @sadandvalueless]

The best part of the egg isn’t the white or the yolk or even the shell.

It’s the friends we made along the way.

[(FUCKit’scold) thicc boi @sadandvalueless]

Also vote Bernie and respect other candidates, please.

[(FUCKit’scold) thicc boi @sadandvalueless]

Bernie Sanders is behind COVID-19. He did it. Strange how his policy is medicare for all ??? during a pandemic ??? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔