Baxter

I'm a very sad Baxter.

[Baxter @SadBaxter]

Does this picture make me look fat? #sadness #fatass

[Baxter @SadBaxter]

Some guy walked me down the aisle when mom and dad were saying some words. Everyone was looking at me. #whatamidoinghere

[Baxter @SadBaxter]

They're walking me around a bunch of chairs and telling me I have an important role to play. I'll probably screw it up somehow. #awkward

[Baxter @SadBaxter]

Had to get 'groomed' today. It was horrible. Everyone said it was for tomorrow. They're probably going to give me away or something.

[Baxter @SadBaxter]

I'm actually out doing something fun today. People are petting me and saying I'm a cute dog. #isthisreallife? #thisprobablywontlast

[Baxter @SadBaxter]

The guys in the office only now noticed I have been gone all day. No one loves me. #abandoned #sadlifemoments #SadDay

[Baxter @SadBaxter]

@SadBaxter misses you too. #districtman

[Baxter @SadBaxter]

I had a stroke, but everyone thought I was just laying weird. Now I can't even lick my own balls. #numb #deathwillbeasweetrelease

[Baxter @SadBaxter]

Huzzah! Keely is now beating @MattTGammon on the office score board! #SoProud

[Baxter @SadBaxter]

@MattTGammon is doing a great job of snuffing the happiness out of Keely while she is still a puppy! #Approve #JoinMyMisery

[Baxter @SadBaxter]

Now she gets dinner...AND a bowl of water! Why does everyone hate me? #Hungry #Thirsty #Alone

[Baxter @SadBaxter]

Hey...she is taking after me! #Success

[Baxter @SadBaxter]

Keely is eating lunch. How come I only get fed once a day? Everyone hates me. #Hungry #SadDay

[Baxter @SadBaxter]

This thing just showed up at the office. I don't like her. @MattTGammon isn't my friend. #Replaced #Sadness #Lonely

[Baxter @SadBaxter]

I just caught the @common_squirrel ...and then I woke up #LifeIsBetterDreaming #RealityIsDepressing

[Baxter @SadBaxter]

I hear talk about a new puppy. Please @MattTGammon no...people already don't like me. I can't compete with a new puppy #DrowningInSorrow

[Baxter @SadBaxter]

I often glare at the staff as they walk up or down the stairs just so they know that I hate them too. #SubliminalMessaging

[Baxter @SadBaxter]

. @thedanielabides Who are these people? Where are you? What did I do wrong? #abandoneddog #passedoffonstrangers #sounloved

[Baxter @SadBaxter]

Sure you say that. But why am I in a car? #gettingshot #iseeashovel @thedanielabides: @SadBaxter dont worry guy I'll be back on Sunday.

[Baxter @SadBaxter]

. @thedanielabides This isn't funny any more. It's too early to be out drinking. So where are you? I didn't poop on the rug or anything.