moenay2sleepy😚😚

im always high

[eliz @eliza___v]

me when I use my money to survive and not to spoil myself with shopping

[moenay2sleepy😚😚 @sadbitchess666]

@BDTRELILBROTHER she would've got smacked bc bitch YOUR son said i could come over not my fault he can't have company

[⭑.ᐟ @flvmeprincesss]

when i’m angry and someone offers me weed

[✨𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘 The INSPIRATION 💫 @_Mulaamamii]

My brother went through his BM ipad… Make sure yall wearing protection 🤢 folks out here passing stuff around and think it’s funny. This is not cute.

[autist @litteralyme0]

How it feels when the government/CIA openly admits to having done something that made you sound like a schizophrenic conspiracy theorist 3 years ago

[Drebae @Drebae_]

I don’t want a soft life because I’m lazy. I want a soft life because my nervous system has been in survival mode for years 😭😭 IM OVER IT

[Mads @europemaxxed]

things that scare me:
employment
unemployment
getting married
never getting married
having kids
never having kids
falling in love
never falling in love again

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

T-Bo from iCarly says he’s been off the grid for 10 years working to make the perfect breakfast bagel. He says the hard work paid off because now his bagel can be found at Target. Congrats to him! 🥯💪🏾👑

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

i refuse to give birth to a baby unless i am 100% adored, loved & taken care of by the father.

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I love men with a provider fetish.

[The Ilaje Sultan 🫅 @ogunmusi]

This is hilarious 😂😂😂

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Everyone who re-posts this will have a New Year 2026 full of prosperity.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Strict dating rules for 2026:

- if you take more than 8 hours to answer, you're out
- if you have a girl bestfriend, you're out
- if you cheated in the past relationship, you're out
- If you're emotionally unavailable, you're out
- if you follow random girls on Instagram, you're out
- if you're nonchalant, you're out
- if I catch you in a lie, you're out
- if you're still friends with your ex, you're out
- if you tell me what to wear, you're out
- if you can't plan a date, you're out
- if you prioritize your boys over me, you're out
- if you ghost me mid argument, you're out
- if you can't give me princess treatment, you're out
- if you don't have any ambitions or goals, you're out
- if you don't worship the ground I walk on, you're out
- if you make me sad on my birthday, you're out
- if you're an avoidant, you're out
- if you won't propose within 6 months of dating, you're out

[jynx @jynxbby]

i love when my friends have quiet boyfriends like girl your dog is so good sis

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

If you got a problem with me you have until December 31st 11:59 to kiII yourself, not tryna go into the new year wit any negative energy