Little Cthulhu

"...but being happy or unhappy is a choice you make, and I've chosen to make the best of things." -Shahvee, Argonian from Windhelm.

[Little Cthulhu @sadbosmer]

Im a real artist now guys, follow the mischief here @DopamayneMusic

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Bitch I said what I said, id rather be famous instead

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@YouTube fix your shit, nobody wants to have scary movie ads shoved down their throat

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"We know your doctor sent in the pxn, and youve been on this medication the last 7 years, but we're going to need authorization from your doctor" fucking insurance

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@YouTube can you pls add a setting for ads so that people can opt out of seeing horror movie ads?

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1) dont drink and drive
2) be careful driving tonight, assume everyone else is drunk
3) dont drink and drive

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Sometimes I just wanna be on moo moo meadows but life keeps loading rainbow road

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Where does amazons choice fall in the USDA scale

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@kylewinters0

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Cool ranch water doritos

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@BVLDGVD Yeah true good point king

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Woke up this morning with a swollen pineal gland

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@raisingcanes so when are yall gonna quit playin around and add banana pudding to your menu?

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@pokimanelol @kylewinters0 I will hand write you a thank you letter and include pictures of my cat #PokiCar #Sweeptakes

[pokimane @pokimanelol]

CAR GIVEAWAY 🥰 you could win a brand new TESLA!

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[Little Cthulhu @sadbosmer]

@valesports_na @minon501 @TheGuard your talking is so GD loud. PLEASE TURN UP THE GAME. Can hardly hear the guns, absolutely no footstep sounds.

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All New 2023 Ford F150 Cool Ranch Edition

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Short the market.

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Not that tweeting about this will change anything. I just feel bad for my wife. She listens to me bitch about this from the comfort of our rented living room because EVERYONE HAS LOST THEIR MINDS

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"Why dont you just buy a house and rennovate it?" Well I would, except that they're all so COMPLETELY OVERPRICED that it's impossible.

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"Its worth what people are willing to pay" is the absolute worst possible justification for listing a house at 300k+ when you bought it 3-5 years ago under 180k.