punished saddy mayonnaise

got got. alt for @saddymayo - she/her - always be mean to racists

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@u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d I know… and you’re doing great! But…Sonny….

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@u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d Correct he is the only good white boy

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@uglybob0 If the boys are hanging out and NOT jerking each other off what’s the point of having boys

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@willajrainbolt It’s been a rough couple days to be alive, just doing that is exhausting

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Ugh I need to snuggle 😭

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In bed before 10 for the first time since last week what a dream

[#1 balk hater @clubcourtcourt]

post tweet clarity

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@PunishedToponi Promise? ;)

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Gotta send this to my boss

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

don’t fucking tell me what to do

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@defaultnamenull Not really

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Have you ever had an oomf that you think you’d be really good friends with but you’re afraid to dm them?

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PITT TIME PITT TIME PITT TIME (and of course the hbo max app is fucking up im going to kms)

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@NillaWants Yeah, therein lies the problem. I have bad vibes.

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@NillaWants I’ve tried but I continue to strike out

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@jrsydevyl Good for them. Make it weird.

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Here’s a take: they can’t have genetic mutant kids, they’re both adults and assuredly consenting… who cares? You go fuck your brother, babe.

[Arpit Kool @arpitk217]

Tragedy at its peak.😭

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Gonna eat cereal for dinner

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@aglizardbeth Oh no :(

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@caitlin_mmm Love to be talked to like a child or a dog it really gets me tingly in the ladybits

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If she’s got dad jokes that good and you don’t wife her you’re an idiot

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@HuxleyDick Why would you tell the news this at all? Just go about your life.