liljojaby

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It not every morning you get woken up by a couple of cats loudly fighting outside your window, but apparently I do this morning...

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Please tell me why my brain insists on iced coffee when it’s cold out, I’m freezing

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Taking off your bra is the same as taking out your contacts, because the relief is there, but now I am inconvenienced if I need to leave the house

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Best customer quote of the day: “I don’t mean to cause this much stew but when do you open the doors?”

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When my mom wants attention she wanders through the house yelling good morning at the top of her voice until someone answers... how’s your Sunday?

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Since I’m spamming twitter, here’s a puppy picture, this is Artemis

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Ever been at work and want to sing at the top of your lungs but can’t because it’s not socially acceptable and you work in an office? No? Just me? Chill

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Can you just take my uterus out yet? K thnx

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@chrismelSchleeb Me at work

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@DJ_Bergy_Berg As an autistic, mine was crystals and rocks, which is probably why I’m a witch now lol

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The fact that Jenna apologized for things that happened years ago proves she is the Queen we can only hope to deserve, Jenna love, I wish you all the happiness in the world and look forward to seeing you in the podcast and in Julien’s videos, love you Queen #queenjenna

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4 yo: YOUR HEART IS BEATING VERY FAST
*proceeds to hold a toy stethoscope to my uterus...

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Finished it

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I used to art once #eevee #bestpokemon

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Don’t mind my flex on my fruit salad lol

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@DJ_Bergy_Berg You do have good hugs

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Everyone says hindsight is 20/20, but now we all wish 2020 was hindsight #fuckthisyear

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@KyleKulinski This is my sweet baby Cola, unfortunately she passed just a couple weeks ago but she was literally the best dog ever.

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If anyone is super bored feel free to send me wine because I am out (I love a good Moscato d’Asti) thank

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@jk_rowling Idaho’s governor just barely instated our stay at home order yesterday, but my home has been self-isolating for weeks, please shoutout to all the Idaho Potter heads, we go hard