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please!!!! stop flirting with girls while they work because

1. They aren’t flirting with you, it’s called CUSTOMER SERVICE

2. They literally have nowhere to go

3. You’re ugly

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@jour_b5 I’ve heard a lot about gout recently

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OKAY BUT THEN I BOUGHT A NEW CAR AND SOMEONE SMASHED MY WINDOWS 😭 anyways we moved to the subbies

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I was just starting to like Denver and then someone stole my FUCKING CAR DUDE

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@katie_whitttle Denver???????!!!!

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I was just starting to like Denver and then someone stole my FUCKING CAR DUDE

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Blundstones for life baby

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@marinaaramos7 Quirky airport things 💖 love you Marina

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I’ve been in the airport for 48 hours and even GOT ON A PLANE that departed and flew for TWO AND A HALF HOURS only for the pilot to pull an epic prank and TURN THE PLANE AROUND!!! Quirky! Flew for five hours and never left denver and they lost my bags tehe

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I’m in HELL

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One thing I’ll never stop doing is trying to catch my parents being Santa

[showgirl ally ❤️‍🔥 @allyy_kayy]

death by 2000+ cuts

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@katie_whitttle This makes me so happy

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Working from home is such a luxury, but I work three times harder and longer those days bc I want to make sure they know I’m actually working haha

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I’m in that corporate girlie era where I use commas and full sentences when I text my mom

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@jour_b5 Shut your door for fire safety cutie

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My boyfriend bought me a Dutch oven and sourdough starter for my birthday…entering my bread era

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@jour_b5 Atta girl

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My sister is 21 today and I’m crying in a bar … POETIC

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Spacey Jane and dissociate

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

If you’re against abortion, don’t get one.
If you’re against contraception, don’t take any.
If you’re against same-sex relationships, don’t have one.
If you’re against same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of same gender.

Do not impose your beliefs & religion on all Americans.

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I’m such a Bloody Mary girl give it to me