@schizowolff May your cigarette always burn unevenly.I hope your cigarette always be slightly crushed in the pack.
May every cigarette you reach for be the bent one.May your cigarette go out when you’re not paying attention.
May the last cigarette in your pack always be mysteriously damaged.
@schizowolff I hope your shoelaces always come untied,your toast always lands butter side down,you always get notifications just as you fall asleep.I hope you always forget why you walked into a room,every hoodie you wear has the strings uneven.I hope you always get the squeaky shopping cart.
@schizowolff I hope your phone charger only works at a specific angle,your pillow is always warm on both sides,you always get stuck behind someone walking slowly and aimlessly, you always bite the inside of your cheek right after it heals,your socks are always slightly damp.