Mercedes 🦇

I haven’t been the same since I played the Sims for the first time

[Mercedes 🦇 @sadie679]

Something

[jakey @jamieleecuntis]

who is this

[ada @buddiestranger]

Poop and Shit have announced their joint toilet clog.

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Stopping for gas on the way home from work feels like getting shot at

[Your Fave's Fave @_ItsMarisWorld_]

SHAKE THE TABLE

[࿋ @zerohesis]

u just gotta lose yo life if u support this shit in any way

[Mercedes 🦇 @sadie679]

Why does every tech support chat persons brain explode when you mention you use a MacBook

[emo transsexual façade @no1quippyfan]

we have the most laughable government possibly in us history & you choose the suffering addicts to make fun of?

[Mercedes 🦇 @sadie679]

Gemini makes using Google feel like everything is a pop up you can’t exit out of

[Mercedes 🦇 @sadie679]

Crying at work because I’m so exhausted 🤪🎉

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

once you stop taking pictures of yourself and posting online, it’s really impossible to go back to it

[𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐲 ‎🎼 @violentanguish]

tl suicidal asf

[𝔰𝔲𝔟𝔲𝔯𝔟𝔞𝔫 𝔞𝔣. 🤎 @bxdskii]

I miss Christmas as a child. we ain’t had to cook, just open presents, and everybody was alive

[ėrick @wonderxboy]

https://t.co/2NHf331AiB

[Mercedes 🦇 @sadie679]

It’s everyone personal mission to piss me off today I swear

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

if you want shit be an ass