Some day I’m going to disappear into the mountains and live in a moonshine cabin, surrounded by books. Nobody come look for me, I’ll be perfectly fine and living my best life. #hermitmode me
Alright God, you’ve taken my favorite uncle, 2 out of my 3 grandparents left. All within this last year. That’s enough. You don’t get to call my dad home, not yet. I’m not ready. So yeah, politely fuck off. Amen.
Because only I am talented enough to fracture my hand by throwing calves. 🤦🏼♀️😆 here’s to spending the first few weeks of summer in a brace. And the last couple of months in a sling. #shoulderprobs#accidentprone
I’d like to say Miles City didn’t get me down. But considering I woke up on the Canadian border this morning. When I was supposed to be in Kaycee, Wy. Yeah. I think Miles City won.
Mom calling me: of course, I’m just slightly drunk in Montana.
*me drunk dialing dad: so I might have accidentally bought a bucking horse.
Him: how? You have no money
Me: I know, why do you think I called you??
Him: you have my car
Me: yeah... I didn’t think this through...