Me, My boyfriend, my dad and his partner are fishing this weekend. Therefore I told my boyfriend to pick something out to eat while we are fishing because we will be on the boat all day. What did he choose?
Take into account, there are no stoves! On a freaking boat Jarrid!!
Everyone in Victoria is always dressed so nice and so put together and...
Oh wait nvm there’s a lady walking down the street in a mud covered trench coat with sandals and a bikini...
2 hours after a tickling match ended in a knee to the throat:
“You know, you really have no situational awareness,
but that’s one of the things I like most about you.
You’re a Hazard,
but you’re my hazard”
A box of 200 fabric softeners fell into my washing machine and I didn’t notice until I put my clothes in the dryer.
I have been getting told all day how good I smell and, it hurts every time I say
“Thanks, it’s snuggles”